Name: Cupcake
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) schnitzel

I would let them bread my schnitzel any day, if you know what I mean.
2) tingle

You feel that slight tingle?
3) moustache

or I swear to God I'll eat that moustache right off of your ugly French face."
4) mullet

That is the mullet of wedding dresses.
5) lass

The lass thinks I'm a humble sheep shearer from Killarney.
6) shearer

The lass thinks I'm a humble sheep shearer from Killarney.
7) stereotype

Um, other than confirming a lot of European stereotype about Americans,
8) metaphor

No, the leg is a metaphor.
9) bastard

Oh, excuse me, ma'am. This bastard's kicked.
10) jerk

I'm, like, the biggest jerk of all time.
11) tailor

tomorrow I'm taking you to my personal tailor.
12) boxer

I can't sew, I don't own Navy boxer, so,
13) dessert

She got a super-important dessert scholarship.
14) internship

Except it's only an internship, and I won't be getting paid.
15) sacrifice

So it's fine for me to make sacrifice for you, but for you it's crazy.
16) champagne

At least we get free champagne!
17) dude

No thanks, dude.
18) fighter

I'm not much of a fighter, but I knew I could take this weird little dude.

1) splurge

Dollar beer night, so I splurge and got us each our own.
2) juggle

I'm juggling four right now.
3) chop

and do awesome air kicks before our leg gets chop off.
4) swear

or I swear to God I'll eat that moustache right off of your ugly French face."
5) bust

Oh, come on. We bust on each other.
6) remind

and it remind me how great you are.
7) attract

Look, she can't be a cat person. I'm a dog person, I'm attract to other dog people.
8) screw

Guys, I'm kind of screw here.
9) destroy

I destroy an $8,000 wedding dress.
10) cheat

Well, here's hoping he cheat on you.
11) sue

We get sue a lot.
12) suppose

But how am I suppose to know if we're soul mates?
13) kick

Oh, excuse me, ma'am. This bastard's kick.
14) promise

Baby, I know that this will make things harder, but I will make it work, I promise.
15) decide

Speaking of which, Victoria, have you decide
16) suck

God, that suck, man.
17) forget

Oh, I almost forgot. Sergei sent me your bill.
18) spend

Yeah, so you spend one more amazing day together.

1) barely

Oh, please. You barely know this girl.
2) literally

Yeah. Yeah, he literally ran away.
3) reasonably

Damn you Old Navy and your reasonably-priced three-packs!
4) aside

So, I took him aside, and I got all creepy quiet,
5) definitely

And long distance definitely isn't an option.
6) eventually

Look, I understand that you guys had to break up eventually, but why today?
7) certainly

I most certainly did...
8) exactly

And, kids, that's exactly what we did with our last day.
9) almost

long distance still almost killed us.
10) actually

I know it sounds lame, but I actually think that Ted might be The One.
11) kind

Guys, I'm kind of screwed here.
12) soon

It's too soon.
13) later

If I ask this girl to give up her dreams for me, and two weeks later, it's not working out,
14) together

Does he want us to get a cat together?
15) ever

I even thought about long distance, as if that ever works.
16) least

At least we get free champagne!
17) once

You know, Victoria, Marshall and I did long distance once.
18) always

You know, I've always thought of myself as one of those independent women

1) sarcastic

And there is no way you're getting married in that sarcastic-quotation-marks "suit."
2) fluffy

Everything's so fluffy and white.
3) adorable

Maybe he's using an adorable kitty to guilt you into staying.
4) lame

I know it sounds lame, but I actually think that Ted might be The One.
5) awful

a really terrible idea, just awful.
6) slight

You feel that slight tingle?
7) bridal

You know, I make wedding cakes for a lot of fancy bridal shops.
8) fancy

You know, I make wedding cakes for a lot of fancy bridal shops.
9) precious

Even if I have to get two extra night jobs, I'll pay your precious tailor.
10) fake

The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.
11) surprised

A cat person. Why am I not surprised?
12) incredible

Wow, you look incredible.
13) weird

I'm not much of a fighter, but I knew I could take this weird little dude.
14) opposite

What is this, opposite day or something?
15) weak

And he's got this weak-ass, thin French moustache.
16) solo

My first solo batch.
17) okay

It's okay, guys, I hate it.
18) quiet

So, I took him aside, and I got all creepy quiet,

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