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00:23:28
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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and then, bloop, shoved it right up my ass.
and he's a total weirdo freak.
Wow, you said a mouthful there.
Infidels! I will turn you all into beasts of burden!
into a duck-billed platypus!
[crowd gasp] Holy poop-on-a-stick!
until recess is over, you little bastards.
Our savior and lord... - Or the Prince of Darkness?
We put every dime we have on you beating that Dark Prince.
He's tearing my cafeteria apart.
I only do autograph after the show.
Oh, that is one fudged-up little cracker.
♪ Caress your thigh, and-- ♪
The plague of blight is upon thee.
Satan, what about the rumor of your involvement
until recess is over, you little bastard.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Cursed ruler of the weak.
This fight has been ordain since the beginning.
I shove it up my ass!
♪ People spout: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
Those guys fart on me and then called me--
Oh, that is one fudge-up little cracker.
You bastard!
I apologize for ruining your playground
My arrival denote end of the beginning.
the Mega Power Chopper, illustrate here.
Hoo, you stink, new kid. You smell like a fart.
Satan must be defeat, Chef.
Boy, did we get screw.
Right, that's what you're suppose to get me
Yeah you aren't invite, new kid.
Dude, Jesus is getting his butt kick.
Because I burn them and kill them?
Parents can be so cruel. Don't they realize that
Cartman's mom throw the best birthday parties ever!
I'm so sick of people talking smack about my fighters.
No way! He barely touched him.
Well Jesus, I definitely learned my lesson.
He's tearing my cafeteria apart.
Forever ruining any chance you had
Perhaps you should speak to the school counselor.
Sometimes I like to sneak up to the fence
♪ Put my love deep inside you ♪
What are you doing out so late, kids?
Oh, yes. Actually, I think they make fun
I feel kind of bad for that kid.
Soon, my father comes.
See you later.
Uh-huh, that's a good start. Why else?
Cartman's mom throws the best birthday parties ever!
Well, c'mon we have to at least see the weigh-in.
will be a gift given by two people at once
It's always "Someone coming," "Someone coming."
and get a little rowdy and watch "Damien."
We can't miss the final apocalyptic battle
I am disgusted!
and still undisputed ruler of your spiritual kingdom.
Cursed ruler of the weak.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
of the Baroque era.
Oh, what a splendid party!
Nine, ten. - This is ridiculous.
I have such delightful horrors
Parents can be so cruel. Don't they realize that
Oh, dear, you shouldn't be so upset, Damien.
Be passive, m'kay.
Thanks Roland, blessed art thou.
weighing in at a mere 140 pounds,
My children, this is most crucial and serious time
Wow, that kid has some real emotional problems.
for your birthday. - Yeah, that's weak.