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00:23:18
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Well, uh, it was the mortician
Sick! Barf is gross!
God damn, that little turd bit me!
"If this ain't a cadaver, then I..."
and his assistant at the morgue, yeah.
Uh, Mr. Torres was here for a routine checkup, Chef.
granola treats or something.
Now, now, fella, let's form a line.
Mimi ma mi mo momo!
Yeah! She had Sweetie Pops!
Eh, too bad drinking Scotch isn't a paying job,
You bastard!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
How can he be mad with such pretty hair and rosy cheek?
And let me just make a few quickie alteration,
You owe me a Sweetie Pop, asshole!
I said your dad would be a millionaire, Kenny!
It's all about an epidemic going through "South Park"
The planets even all revolve the right way.
Zombies, children. South Park is overrun
♪ People spout: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
It originally aire as our Halloween special.
Remember how she diss you at the costume contest?
here in South Park have been infect
You bastard!
You owe me a Sweetie Pop, asshole!
let's all gather round and bob for stupid apples now.
Nobody screw up my trick-or-treats
What--what are you suppose to be?!
costume tomorrow. It kick ass.
You lie to me! Okay, children,
I guess I just realize
I bet I get more candy than you, dude.
The doctor said the first people he treat
And the President respond to the incident by saying,
You forgot to wear a costume, Kenny.
Hey, you see? All of a sudden my costume
God damn, that little turd bit me!
that it has absolutely nothing
You must remove that costume immediately.
Come on, we're running late!
you look almost pretty enough to kiss.
Actually, uh--
you look almost pretty enough to kiss.
looking like everybody else.
It sure does seem to be a popular costume
You know, I think death is least funny
Ah, we're always running late, you ugly skank.
I'm never gonna win that two tons of candy
Can I see that again? That was cool.
Me too!
and of course, sticky, puffy, eyes.
that's going around.
♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
is pretty badass, huh?
They're gonna be so jealous.
For shocking people who try to give us
Just look for anything suspicious.
We are delighted that-- [click]
You what?! Are you insane?!
I'd give you topical medicine,
Stan, I'm awful sorry you got dressed up like Raggedy Andy.
Trey and I are right excited about now
and giving and loving.
Hey now, now there have been a lot of incredible advances
So kids, be careful who you been with.
Uh, Mr. Torres was here for a routine checkup, Chef.
how stupid we would look. - You what?!
It's okay with me, 'cause Eric is cool."
[retches] - Ew, gross, Stan!
Please don't be mad.
I'm the whole solar system.