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00:23:34
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Maybe I could work at in sweatshop for a while.
Yeah, with butterscotch. - You bet, you poor dears.
And now, our second finalist, "Little Boy Has a Tea Party."
Yeah, come on, beep like a Jeep.
made for TV drama "Not Without My Anus."
♪ Until the grim reaper comes for you ♪
a cliff hanger, and cliff-- - Excuse me, excuse me.
Boy, what the fudge are you doing?
No, kitty, this is my corned beef cabbage.
ditch school and go check on him.
You bastard!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
'Cause he didn't have the gut.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
[hisses] - How is your beefy roast,
of emotional distress, M'kay? - What do you mean?
that might embarrass the heck out him.
Oh, hell yes. - My goodness, that's a lovely
♪ That's right--and they caress and touch each other ♪
♪ People spout: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
Oh, my God, they videotape killing Kenny!
Polly Prissy Pants?
Hey, the white man has mock my people long enough.
♪ It's loving that I bake ♪
and a woman are attract to each other,
Man, Cartman's more screw up than I thought.
Okay, okay, I admit it, I might've made love
right now. - They laugh hardest
are involve. - Damn, damn, damn.
[in Peter Panda's voice] Eric kick ass.
Yeah, with butterscotch. - You bet, you poor dears.
Oh, you nut. You just caught Matt and I
What suck is that now, I'll have to actually watch
Dude, we lost! - Damn it!
that trouble Eric? - No.
♪ Until a part of the man grow ♪
Eric is obviously suffering from some kind
The father of Eric Cartman is indeed someone in this room.
I don't recall exactly how the rest of the night went,
well, you see, Eric, sometimes when a man
♪ Finally, she comes back, and she says ♪
Have you boys noticed anything recently
Come on, we're running late!
[doorbell dings] - Yeah, he's almost as bad
just outside of town.
Wow, to think all this time I'm actually a naive American.
It was you all along! You were with my mother
Hey, the white man has mocked my people long enough.
She is "doe who cannot keep legs together."
Oh, children, that was a long time ago,
Dude, this is gonna be the funniest tape ever made.
Oh, I sure did.
Whoa, dude. - I always wondered
right now. - They laughed hard
Terrance, Phillip in the harrowing
my kidnapped daughter!
Come on, everybody, let's do the drunken barn dance!
♪ Until the grim reaper comes for you ♪
Check it out, I'm gonna go chill with my dad.
It's a distinctive Earl Grey.
with his stuffed animals.
He was the most beautiful, charming piece of ass
guy in the world. This is tremendous tea.
a very disturbed little boy.
Your mom was just too drunk to remember what happened.
are involved. - Damn, damn, damn.
That isn't a very romantic story, Mom.
of emotional distress, M'kay? - What do you mean?
You are tough and handsome.
We can do DNA genetic testing.
my own restaurant here. - My, how exciting!
You're amazing, Ms. Cartman.