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00:23:43
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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You were the one behind all these shenanigan!
I boofed your dad, fatso?
Yes, you do, you little pecker!
and replacing it with rerun of "She's the Sheriff,"
and now I'm forced to spend eternity in limbo.
Ooh, Carol, where are the porta-potties?
Matt and I are both firm believers in euthanasia.
I don't know, we-we could start breathing gas fumes.
We have to stop this smut from going on the air!
your Nazi-ass tactic of trying to stink us out
Matt and I are both firm believer in euthanasia.
and lying is wrong no matter what the circumstance.
What changed you into such demonic little bastard?
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Ah! - You little jerk!
Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew!
You're an asshole, Phillip.
your great-grandma's skeleton
I boof your dad, fatso?
These boys' minds have been taint
♪ People spout: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
Hey, Terrance, now that you've fart,
You know, a lot of people have accuse
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastard!
Whoa! Smells like you slaughter a cow
We're not watching "Terrance and Phillip," I swear.
We interrupt this program to bring you loud static.
or else we'll all get bust.
Hey, Phillip, you know what my spacesuit smell like?
And then I dug up
and I always end up getting screw by it.
Uh, yeah, I have this cousin who cheat on the SATs--
She inform me that some of you
Now, apparently, that's suppose to be funny.
I realize that the reason you won't kill me
Uh-oh, I bet I know what's coming.
were found trying to viciously murder
and eerily soothing at the same time!
Should old people legally be allowed to die
I'd do it myself, but I'm too damn old!
Now, apparently, that's supposed to be funny.
is definitely Trey and I's most favorite episode.
Yeah, I hope they protest TV shows forever.
Will they eventually run out, kind of like a video game?
You're exactly right, Terrance.
your mom was over here earlier,
Leave us alone.
and sometimes I wonder if I should.
of this horrible show until recently.
[flies buzzing] Therefore,
Kenny, why are you late to class?
Will they eventually run out, kind of like a video game?
Boys, how did you get driven so far to the edge?
and usually they get taken right off the air.
You pompous son of a whore!
are senseless, vile trash.
What changed you into such demonic little bastards?
Why do you look all haggard?
are senseless, vile trash.
with your rancid feces... has worked.
and eerily soothing at the same time!
You're so obsessed with ending your life,
Yeah, I think that parents only get so offended
It's-it's cheesy but lame
your Nazi-ass tactics of trying to stink us out
You dumb-ass, Cartman.
the parents of South Park are so upset is because--
an innocent grandfather.
Cut the damn rope already!
Toon Central is now under incredible pressure
That's why you're getting that weird feedback.
and the sole educator of their kids.