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00:23:33
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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How about the dreidel song, bubby?
and get back to your schoolwork, 'mkay?"
What's all the ruckus?
does everyone have their leotard on?
What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Let's put the fez hat on him.
I don't wanna be an outcast!
Try to catch snowflake on your tongue.
riding around on Santa's sleigh
You see Kyle, sometimes we feel like an outsider,
♪ My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity ♪
Why, I used to run around the hallway, getting in trouble,
I'm gonna put on a heavy regimen of Prozac...
"is the savior, Jesus Christ, our lord.
But your son was holding baby Jesus' fetus by the head.
I love you sweetheart.
♪ I just can't wait to jingle your bells ♪
You sick bastard!
who's obsess with mookie-stinks, Kyle.
entitle, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."
I reckon this could be a job for Mr. Hankey.
Mayor, we are deeply offend by the nativity scene
Yeah well, I sneak around my mom's closet too
How dare you include the nativity
You smell an awful lot like flowers.
in your screw up little head,
that isn't relate to Jesus?
we're suppose to forget all the bad stuff.
the rays burn my eyes.
Yeah, old Kyle's gonna be lock up for a while,
♪ When I'm sliding off your bra ♪
This suck dude.
Talking poo is where I draw the line.
that you've forgotten what's so right about it.
♪ But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve ♪
"For born unto you this day in the City of David,
♪ Therefore vicariously he loves you ♪
is that everyone, regardless of your religion,
Perhaps we need a new icon for Christmas.
Sometimes.
♪ And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes ♪
♪ Therefore vicariously he loves you ♪
♪ Pretty soon they'll all return ♪
Mad enough to kill, Kyle?
Yeah, we'll see you later, Kyle.
Wait! - Anyway, I'll put together
Too bad it's usually a dreidel
Haven't you guys ever heard of him?
I'd sure like to teach him a lesson.
So I can at least prove I'm not crazy to my friends.
I always believed in you.
You people focus so hard
Oh boy, super bitch is at it again.
We can too.
I'm not fat, I'm festively plump.
Oh boy, supe bitch is at it again.
♪ He can be brown or greenish brown ♪
No, but I get Chanukah presents for eight days.
With music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer,
Just use the special fecal fishing net,
Oh no... I'm not sane yet.
Having imaginary friends is fine Kyle,
or something lame like that.
I'm a clinically depressed fecalphiliac on Prozac.
to be a pagan! - Now, that does it!
We're bored. - There's nothing to do.
You smell an awful lot like flowers.
♪ I'd be merry but I'm Hebrew ♪
He's a very disturbed little boy.
Could we get rid of all the Mexicans?
You know, Matt and I are right excited,
Take down anything that is offensive