Name: Holy Crap
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) midsection

And from the looks of his midsection, he'll burn like a tire dump for all eternity.
2) omnipotence

A pestilence here and a plague there. Omnipotence!
3) schnapps

Peter, open the door, and break out the schnapps!
4) harlot

He lives next door to a harlot!
5) pestilence

A pestilence here and a plague there. Omnipotence!
6) tambourine

Even a tambourine-shaking Baptist could tell this boy's no good!
7) vaudeville

I'll tell you what's dead. Vaudeville. You know what killed it? Talkie pictures.
8) bowels

"So God cast the pagans and sinners into the fiery bowels of Hell...
9) knuckle

Now give me a hug before I give you a knuckle sandwich.
10) zest

His zest for life is an affirmation of God's great love within us all.
11) tumbler

I, for one, am a tumbler. Here, watch my round-off.
12) firewood

Is he the one that smells like firewood and has big gray pussywillows in his ears?
13) restroom

In a public restroom, lad?
14) stalk

Third place, Peter Griffin and a stalk of corn.
15) affirmation

His zest for life is an affirmation of God's great love within us all.
16) vow

What? Have you all taken a vow of silence?
17) digger

I like me showers colder than a well digger's kerblocken.
18) bathtub

What are you doing with all them bathtub, you heathen dummy?

1) entitle

Your father is entitle to his opinion.
2) kidnap

You kidnap the Pope?
3) heathen

You're in God's house, you heathen!
4) adore

I adore this man!
5) assemble

I assemble our new action figure, Zeke, the moody drifter.
6) retire

Now that you're retire, you're coming to stay with us.
7) bounce

Yeah. I just got bounce by the Pope's road crew.
8) knock

Any slight bump on the head knock me unconscious for a few hours.
9) tear

...and stick a tiny pack of smokes in his torn denim jacket.
10) smell

Is he the one that smell like firewood and has big gray pussywillows in his ears?
11) shanghai

He's probably hurt, or lost, or shanghai by pirates!
12) nail

Lions eating Christians, people nail each other to two-by-fours.
13) arrive

The moment has arrive at last.
14) suppose

How am I suppose to compete with that?
15) examine

That's right, Diane. I'll tell you what else will be examine, this cock.
16) burn

"...where their flesh burn in agony forever and ever."
17) wake

I always wake up fine, but it's just so darn inconvenient...
18) gross

Mom, I can't eat. I'm too gross out by Grandpa's ears.

1) deliciously

He's so deliciously evil.
2) darn

I always wake up fine, but it's just so darn inconvenient...
3) positively

"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
4) sadly

That's a nice thought, Lois, but sadly, it means nothing coming from you.
5) aboard

Welcome aboard, sir. Lead as you see fit.
6) barely

Why? We barely know him.
7) forever

"...where their flesh burned in agony forever and ever."
8) twice

But I do it every day. Sometimes twice.
9) truly

Peter, this is truly a miracle. I'm so grateful.
10) indeed

You are indeed worthy, for you have raised a fine son.
11) certainly

And they are certainly not an enchanted forest.
12) exactly

I'm not sure how that came up exactly, but me and Dad have never been closer.
13) alone

You may think you're alone, but God's watching.
14) perhaps

You're a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won't burn in Hell after all.
15) sometimes

But I do it every day. Sometimes twice.
16) finally

Listen up, everybody. Your Grandpa Griffin is finally retiring.
17) deep

Look deep in your heart, my son.
18) especially

Especially his own son.

1) unbaptized

Maybe you'll just go to purgatory with all the unbaptized babies.
2) slothful

Slothful sinners! You're here to work, not sit around with your...
3) infuriating

Oh! I have never met such an infuriating man!
4) heathen

What are you doing with all them bathtubs, you heathen dummy?
5) suggestive

...for this year's Cock Awareness Week. I don't know why the suggestive name.
6) reckless

This is the most reckless thing you've ever done!
7) renegade

That renegade pirate ship captained by the ruthless Peg Leg Swantoon!
8) embarrassing

Francis, this must be embarrassing for you.
9) enchanted

I know. They're like a big, gray enchanted forest.
10) unconscious

Any slight bump on the head knocks me unconscious for a few hours.
11) unemployed

...and has a talk with his unemployed son.
12) theatrical

I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know.
13) charming

Yes, charming. Like when God told Abraham to kill Isaac.
14) grateful

Peter, this is truly a miracle. I'm so grateful.
15) slight

Any slight bump on the head knocks me unconscious for a few hours.
16) devoted

...a very devoted son.
17) damn

I'm a damn good father, and that's more than I can say about you!
18) careful

Careful. I just cleaned the floor.

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