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00:22:37
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Get that puree of loathsomeness away from me!
Write this down, you toad-faced frump. I love pancakes!
Santa doesn't drive his sled 20 miles under the speed limit with his blinker on!
Clumsy oaf! Michael Flatley must be turning over in his grave.
I submitted "togetherness." A simple theme.
Stewie, would you like to learn how to wrap a turban?
...from Li's countrymen, who in turn sells them to Ura's people...
Our neighborhood hasn't been this united since Quagmire got us free cable.
Get that puree of loathsomeness away from me!
Indeed. Would you rather play the bassoon?
I have squandered my munitions budget on that insipid Rugrats video!
It was lunchtime and...
And could I get that waitress' address? I'd like to help her baby.
Santa doesn't drive his sled 20 miles under the speed limit with his blinker on!
Write this down, you toad-faced frump. I love pancakes!
You told Child Services that we steal lawn mower and cheat on our taxes...
Go back to your rice paddy, Mulan!
But you love mashed turkey and pea.
I have squander my munitions budget on that insipid Rugrats video!
...and, when stepped on, they explode?
What's all the noise? I was just jerk out of a sound sleep.
What did you do to my daughter? I swear to God, if you touched her...
Each float possess its own unique charm. But none of them...
You think one of us stole it?
How dare you! This is a wonderful home!
Fat boy smell a hot dog. Couldn't help it. Went right in.
He nail one! We have our theme!
But we've grown attach to little Stewie. Plus, the law's on our side.
I haven't brush my teeth in three days, and no one has said a thing.
My daddy always said, "Cleveland Jr., quit jumping on the bed!"
Good God! I've been adopt by a Benetton ad!
Mother teaches piano. I suppose I could as well.
To be honest, Peter, we were all a little surprised you invite us over.
You lie to them!
We realize our friendship is a lot more important than some stupid trophy.
Who the hell is that? I bet he took it!
...so they can ethnically cleanse this nauseatingly diverse...
So, we're terribly sorry we broke into your home.
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
But powerful, nonetheless.
Gently tied to each of their delicate legs is a parade theme...
A gumbo served almost exclusively in The...
But we just had to get Stewie back somehow.
Come on now! This is damn foolish!
My dad always says, "Measure twice, cut once."
I'm absolutely coo-coo for crack!
Indeed. Would you rather play the bassoon?
A shameful secret that nearly buried the peace and civility of an entire neighbor...
Perhaps I should seek employment.
Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Did you just tell me what I love?
A gumbo served almost exclusively in The...
I'm the only guy on this block who actually pays for his cable.
He's the one who wanted the trophy all along!
Wonderful use of tree bark for the age spots though.
I can't send an unwed teenage mother out on the street without a job.
I have squandered my munitions budget on that insipid Rugrats video!
A family pet with the uncontrollable urge to bury shiny objects in the yard.
A shameful secret that nearly buried the peace and civility of an entire neighbor...
...wins Quahog's coveted Golden Clam.
Those people are nothing but vile, cheating, lying scum.
It's great they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?
We were so obsessed with that trophy, we lost sight of what was really going on.
Come on now! This is damn foolish!
The real challenge is having a baby that's addicted to crack.
Quagmire, you rat bastard!
You'd be amazed how little one eats when your legs don't work.
Or a pilot. Or a deli owner.
Gently tied to each of their delicate legs is a parade theme...
What an awful home for a child!
Fellas, esoteric means "delicious."
A stunning development tonight as O.J. Simpson is proven innocent.
A stunning development tonight as O.J. Simpson is proven innocent.