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00:22:31
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
186
You're a helpless little carpet tinkler, aren't you?
- It's just noodle caboodle. - Hey, what are these hard things?
Until then, you shall continue to sanitise my crevasse
Next time you're shopping, why not splurge on a tin of solid white albacore?
and the uncommon, sometimes haunting, glow of sensuality that surrounds you.
M&M's. I ran out of paprika.
Oh, is that what it is? Really? I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
Meow, meow, meow, meow! Meow, meow, meow, meow!
Here is my handle, here is my spout
I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Judy has an inoperable brain tumour the size of my fist,
It's just my noodle caboodle.
Sweetie, that's tuna salad.
You call the police, I'll write the ransom note.
Well! The outrage I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten.
before he bends a French biscuit on the conveyor belt?
Here's 50 cents. Do me a favour, sweetheart.
I say, I say! Paco, grab a mop. Will somebody get Patches the hell out of here
How dare you sully my good name by spreading slanderous filth!
All right... He was kidnap.
Your culinary prowess is surpass only by your unfailing grace
My great-great-great uncle Angus Griffin invent the game.
I spit water at you!
Oh, is that what it is? Really? I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
For 45 minutes I was out there scream. I know that cos my damn watch is broken!
To be clear-we were talking about me being in love with you and you reject me, right?
- I dare say you'll find it quite in ruins. - What?
Oh, God! It smell gross!
So she dump you, huh? To hell with her. She'll probably end up with some idiot.
Well! The outrages I have suffer today will not be soon forgotten.
before he bend a French biscuit on the conveyor belt?
I'd take my sweater off, but I'm afraid it's attach to my skin.
So what the hell, Brian? You cure yet?
When I get all steam up, hear me shout
- You shut up. - You love her.
They are. I'm wash them with some fabric softener.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man,
Listen, you, I'll use these facilities when I'm damn well ready.
and he's in the bathroom right now, possibly doing drugs.
Now look at me. Middle-aged, alone and peeing in supermarkets.
Well, perhaps I could give it the old college try.
Sometimes these things can be psychological.
Take this one instead.
- I dare say you'll find it quite in ruins. - What?
How ironic! "Rogers". It almost rhymes with "eliminate".
Well! The outrages I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten.
So, it's been you all along!
Hello, neighbour. I'm glad we're together again.
I tell you, Peter, I wish I'd taken this up years ago.
I had this dream last night. Did you ever see Logan's Run?
It's just that things don't always work out the way we plan.
We've also got the less popular Nobody Poops But You.
You know, I've never been to Europe.
Don't get antsy. I got three minutes left.
Your culinary prowess is surpassed only by your unfailing grace
How dare you sully my good name by spreading slanderous filth!
Judy has an inoperable brain tumour the size of my fist,
My goodness, you're affectionate tonight!
I was in a therapy session, not a lunatic asylum.
and the uncommon, sometimes haunting, glow of sensuality that surrounds you.
Oh, oh, and how embarrassed was I when the word "crate" came up!
You're a helpless little carpet tinkler, aren't you?
How ironic! "Rogers". It almost rhymes with "eliminate".
He's probably just ashamed, Lois.
- Actually, it's your mortal enemy, Stewie. - What the...?
and the uncommon, sometimes haunting, glow of sensuality that surrounds you.
It is so refreshing to see something other than violence on the news.
Stewie, are you upset because you went wee-wee on the carpet?
Oh, God, I'm s... That was rude. I apologise.
I haven't been this bored since that stupid drive-in movie.
Stewie, are you upset because you went wee-wee on the carpet?