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00:22:36
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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For example, Chris has his drawing, Meg does her birdcall, I sing beautifully.
...my choreographer and I want to thank everyone for auditioning.
- "Carnation," "peony." - No, they did that on last week's Marlowe.
"Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York.
Hey, Dad, why don't you invent the Frisbee?
...that's turning our society into a cultural wasteland!
You wanted a bigger part, didn't you, sweetie?
"High on the rapids, it struck their tiny raft
...when this asinine spectacle of his is ridiculed by everyone in town...
I just got that. A poop joke? That's real creative, Lois.
Our little theater group finally has a committed visionary at its helm.
- Moving on. - What about "tulip"?
We're just having a little pow-wow to discuss my latest changes.
I got great ideas, but they look at me, and all they see is a loser.
- What the hell is this? - French toast.
All those years of paying my dues as musical director...
- I can paint scenery. - Can I be in the show, Mom?
Except that guy with the lazy eye. He sees a loser and the snack machine.
Hang on, hang on! You overextend the plié!
How dare you reduce my finely hew thespian stylings...
...when this asinine spectacle of his is ridicule by everyone in town...
I hereby proclaim Siam the United States of America.
Were you there when I fart?
- It's already been invent. - Then how come I never heard of it?
"And plunge them down a thousand feet below
A future where an oppressive new king has seize power.
Gentlemen, I apologize for wasting your time.
Let's start with the scene where Lady Thiang beg Anna to comfort the king.
"Dance and shout
How dare you reduce my finely hewn thespian stylings...
...to save a fish's life trap under the frozen ice.
You screw it all up. Let me show you again.
Lois, my penis belong on stage.
...and you've completely destroy that!
You want to be the director? Fine! I quit!
...as six members of the Pawtucket fire department struggle valiantly...
Tom, another life was tragically cut short today.
Yes, you can be the dumpy teenager who stays backstage and cries...
"Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
I hereby proclaim Siam the United States of America.
Besides, I'm the director.
...but unfortunately it died shortly after.
"Lady Thiang, if he needs me, truly needs me, I will go to him."
...is exactly what you've turned my show into.
Perhaps I'll skip the stage and go directly to films!
...under that old hack have finally paid off.
...most recently, Miss Saigon.
...but then we later found out it wasn't actually her.
We don't need Diane Simmons. We've had someone better all along.
...but then we later found out it wasn't actually her.
Kimble was a hands-on director who often appeared in his own shows...
Brian, you'll have to audition just like everyone else.
"Met the greatest earthquake ever known
Mother, as first lady of the American stage, Helen Hayes, once said:
How dare you reduce my finely hewn thespian stylings...
I thought we could dress her in a pair of sequined capri pants.
...who introduces culture and civility to a barbaric, patriarchal...
Siamese baby? Stewie Griffin does not play bit parts!
A future where an oppressive new king has seized power.
This is so awkward.
I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous, closet case.
Someone radiant and sassy...
It is a grim future with lots of explosions and partial nudity.
We've been rehearsing for hours. I'm exhausted!
I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous, closet case.
You're so intuitive. It's a pleasure... Okay. Next!
The city lies in ruins after the ninth nuclear World War.
They didn't have capri pants in the 1860s.
...and he's charming.
The King of Siam? Why, that's the lead! This is so unexpected!
...to mere Mother Gooseries!
They want me to be the new artistic director of the Quahog Players!