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00:22:23
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
301
Tina, can I get you a warm washcloth to wipe the dried blood from under your nose?
"Be it galley or freighter, I'm an expert navigator
"And you're also a world-class poof
Ready for a bombshell? You saved my life that night.
I'm in a rut. Nothing thrills me any more.
Let's see. Four and a half kilo uncut Nicaraguan. 1.7 mil, that area?
The days of decency and virtue are gone. Bam!
Freakin' evaporated like a dingy, stinkin' mud puddle. One day you see your reflection in it,
You have a pre-existing relationship with this degenerate?
Did you hear that? Oh, God, please let it be a fart contest.
A drug problem? What's this really about? Jealousy? Am I stealin' your thunder?
Oh, I see. The fat man makes a pun and everyone wets themselves.
I, uh, I notice you got a new receptionist. Nice little body on her, huh?
Un-freakin'-believable. First we nailed a bastard who had the gall
Where's the stash? I'll do a freakin' body-cavity search.
There's worse things than nicotine. And I'm gonna find 'em.
and the next day it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway
Peter, this is a detox clinic. You can't vacation here.
Freakin' evaporate like a dingy, stinkin' mud puddle. One day you see your reflection in it,
"He was all coked up and we were choke up
Knowin' the perverted truths that rot in the pit of your soul. That's how my freakin' day was.
I'm in a rut. Nothing thrill me any more.
This is my favourite event: Catch the grease-up deaf guy.
I whip this speedfreak's ass at horseshoes today.
Brian, I feel guilty. If not for me, you wouldn't have been expose to that junk.
So it's settle. We're takin' a cruise to the Bahamas.
You are twist, lady. You hear me? You are screwed up in the head.
It's... it's like I'm, I don't know, trap in my own life.
You are twisted, lady. You hear me? You are screw up in the head.
Wait. That man seems to have suffer a serious snakebite.
Due to several complaints and two deaths relate to worker fatigue,
Un-freakin'-believable. First we nail a bastard who had the gall
and the next day it's a damn oil spot on your crack driveway
This man took me into his home and treat me like family.
I have decide to throw a company picnic this Saturday.
Oh, I see. The fat man makes a pun and everyone wet themselves.
Well, Brian, you may be too inwardly focused.
I leave more personality in tightly-coiled piles on the lawn.
"My manner, quite effete, is mistaken on the street for a sailor who can pirouette on cue
Yeah. One time it almost got me a spokesman deal.
Now, remember, Chris, we have to work together so that our steps...
Sorry. I don't usually let Peter talk me into this kinda stuff.
Forget about it! Go do somethin' else!
No. She made that three nights ago. Wow! That's some nose you've got!
Ever since your addiction, you've been a jerk.
I must say, I've always dreamed of a life at sea.
You're never gonna catch me! You're wastin' your time!
Well, Brian, you may be too inwardly focused.
- Did you stay up all night writing that? - I got to bed around 2.30.
I guess it's just down to you and me, Peter. One of us is gonna win that paid vacation.
Brian, I know I don't speak up much,
I can't even think of a reason to get off the bed in the morning.
Here. Right this way. Watch your step.
Where shall we go for your week off?
"My manner, quite effete, is mistaken on the street for a sailor who can pirouette on cue
Well, kids, I'm gonna pass things off now to... Gerald, the happy and abstinent police clown.
Knowin' the perverted truths that rot in the pit of your soul. That's how my freakin' day was.
I give you gold and I get squat. I'll be in the car.
Look, I'm not insensitive, Lois.
- Really? - You wanna know how pathetic my life is.
Yeah! I'm also addicted to boobies!
Ah, splendid. Fido McCoke-Fiend is home.
Let's see. Four and a half kilos uncut Nicaraguan. 1.7 mil, that area?
This is my favourite event: Catch the greased-up deaf guy.
Oh, that's just fancy talk for sexified. Now, climb in.
and the next day it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway
Less questions and more shut-the-hell-up.
Brian, it's moments like this that make me sad you're gonna die 50 years before I do.
Yeah. Stupid fisherman. Sittin' out there on a boat yammerin' to himself.
I was on a road to destruction, man. The accident may have crippled me, but I'm alive.
I hope you're proud of yourselves. 14 premature births.
Tina, can I get you a warm washcloth to wipe the dried blood from under your nose?