Name: When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Released: 2016-11-05
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) chequebook

Cos our chequebook looks like crap
2) tickler

- You didn't date her cos she was a tickler? - Tickler!
3) exorcist

he fought in Vietnam, he's an exorcist, but there is one thing that terrifies him.
4) whiz

who's a real whiz with volcanos, a volcano is coming this way.
5) incision

OK, just a quick incision here and we should be all done, Mrs Wilson.
6) foreskin

I could make a foreskin joke but this is a solemn occasion.
7) speck

Wondrous dancing speck of light
8) retainer

and Soon-Yi's retainer fell out of my pants.
9) mitzvah

I'd consider it a mitzvah to educate him.
10) doh

Hey-hey, guys and dolls. Drinks are on doh-ray-mi.
11) beep

I'm not in right now. Please leave a message. Beep!
12) salesman

Touch?, salesman.
13) casserole

Lois, I appreciate the marshmallow and fish casserole,
14) fudge

Except "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. "
15) slap

Since I can't give her a slap
16) sermon

Well, that was so nice. A good sermon and such beautiful songs.
17) volcano

in something every homeowner cannot be without: volcano insurance.
18) hatred

Instigated our hatred like a Buick.

1) bisect

Keep goin' until you come to a highway that bisect it at a 45-degree angle.
2) terrify

he fought in Vietnam, he's an exorcist, but there is one thing that terrifies him.
3) squander

I can't believe you squander that money.
4) instigate

Instigated our hatred like a Buick.
5) abhor

Though by many they're abhor
6) exacerbate

exacerbate, instigated...
7) propagate

It is the white devil that has propagate,
8) adore

Hebrew people I've adore
9) swear

I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.
10) excuse

- Yeah, let's go with that. - Can Stewie and me be excuse?
11) gather

And on this day, the Sabbath, we gather here to...
12) pray

I pray for you, Max Weinstein. And here you are!
13) damn

A paedophile. And I'll be damn if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
14) ban

I'm Irish; I drink and I ban homosexuals from marching in my parade. Now get my money.
15) appreciate

Lois, I appreciate the marshmallow and fish casserole,
16) lecture

A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lecture by a pervert.
17) spread

Yes. It spread through his body so fast, but he's at peace now, and the whole thing...
18) spend

$200?! That's more than I spent on all that Handsome Cream. I don't have it.

1) positively

Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
2) damn

- That's OK, Peter. - People have done that for too damn long!
3) besides

Besides, there'll be plenty of time for that on the ride back.
4) somewhere

How shall I put this? In an attic somewhere there's a portrait of you getting prettier.
5) exactly

I dunno, Max. The kid's not exactly an honour-roll student. Watch.
6) perhaps

- Go on. - So perhaps you'd be interested
7) sometimes

I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child.
8) along

Peter! Max, it was nice of you to invite us along.
9) far

Nothing else has worked so far
10) fast

Yes. It spread through his body so fast, but he's at peace now, and the whole thing...
11) else

Nothing else has worked so far
12) never

- Come on. It never rains in Rhode Island. - Yeah, but we've never had a volcano either.
13) again

It just says "volcano insurance" over and over again.
14) too

Hm. I too have an uncle.
15) down

And down here in small print it says "He's signing it, he's signing it, I can't believe it. "
16) even

Well, yeah, not the retarded ones, but why would you even say that?
17) long

- That's OK, Peter. - People have done that for too damn long!
18) right

I'm not in right now. Please leave a message. Beep!

1) tactless

They built the pyramids. You'll have to excuse Peter. He can be tactless sometimes.
2) degrading

This is so degrading. This is worse than the time I was at the Friars Club
3) solemn

I could make a foreskin joke but this is a solemn occasion.
4) overdue

Well, don't you think we're overdue for one?
5) retarded

Well, yeah, not the retarded ones, but why would you even say that?
6) ideological

It's not that I have ideological differences, I'm just not a hat person.
7) ridiculous

Volcano insurance? That's ridiculous.
8) hebrew

Hebrew people I've adored
9) desperate

I guess you can tell him I said hi. But don't make me sound desperate.
10) offensive

For shock value? Jeez, Cleveland, there's edgy and there's offensive. Good day, sir!
11) exotic

- Ooh, my. How exotic. - Thank you...?
12) spiritual

where you can take a spiritual ceremony that begins a lifetime commitment
13) catholic

Jeez, Max, I don't know about this. I went to Catholic school. I'm not sure this is allowed.
14) dear

Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
15) pure

Um, you know, I got beat, pure and simple.
16) jewish

Wait. Rosenblat? Greenstein? You're saying I need a Jewish guy to handle my money.
17) irish

I'm Irish; I drink and I ban homosexuals from marching in my parade. Now get my money.
18) smart

He made some smart investments that really paid off.

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