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00:22:36
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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OK. I guess I'll have the escar-got and a glass of chab-lis.
- Definitely. - And the use of recitative throughout...
Stop trying to talk me out of it! I'm a pathetic sellout!
- What is this? Snot soup? - Tomato bisque.
- Go warm me up some diarrhoea soup! - That's it! I've had it with you, you old hag!
"The baldness gene was cause for dread
"Our flashy cellphones make people mumble "Gee whiz"
- What is this? Diarrhoea soup? - I'm not making you anything else. Eat it.
"You'll get a tumour, but on your surgery day
"Bum, bum, bum, bum Brian, your standards are ridiculously high
"The baldness gene was cause for dread
You'll warm up my bath with quick bursts from the faucet during commercials.
- You were sublime. - You... you liked my aria?
- Pearl Burton, the Jingle Queen. - Pearl?
"But you can forgive the world and its flaw
"You heard it from the canine's mouth
Get out of my beard, you squawking bastard!
- I'm gonna grow a beard. - Peter, you know I hate beard.
- Do Doan's Pills! - Sing Gold Bond Medicated Powder!
Get out of my beard, you squawk bastard!
You have to wait until the bird departs of its own accord or you'll be prosecute.
- She's presume dead. - My God. I said those awful things to her!
- No, I insist. I will make it my life's work... - We're fine. Drop it.
- You could have warn me. - OK. It's gonna burn like hell in 30 seconds.
You have to wait until the bird depart of its own accord or you'll be prosecuted.
- What are you doing for community service? - I got assign to Outreach to the Elderly.
I nearly crap my pants!
Dearly beloved, we are gather here to join these two in holy matrimony.
Binary code is a computer language in which words are translate into zeroes and ones.
- Yeah! - Everybody shut up!
Richard Grieco would probably appreciate you more. Not take you for granted.
In lieu of jail time, I sentence you to 100 hours of community service.
as we demonstrate in this scene from The Miracle Worker.
Excuse me. Would you like to taste my smoke-meat log?
When I got caught at school with my hand down my pants,
"We lost the values but we kept the weed
"Bum, bum, bum, bum Brian, your standards are ridiculously high
- Peter, they're getting awfully big. - So?
ironically dining in a restaurant that serves poultry.
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
He'd probably sneak out after you fell asleep.
Aside from the truck part, this was the best day of my life.
"And decades later things have changed indeed
I nearly crapped my pants!
"I'd rather be alone if someone doesn't get me
"Just quite how it all will end
- Take it outside. - Ever heard of a sitter?
God, a DUl. I can't believe this. I could actually go to jail.
Johnny Depp, cos he kind of looks like a chick.
- Long enough to get your number! - Ben! Ben!
"And decades later things have changed indeed
"We're not too far from voting Feldman-Haim
I only wish we could have a little more time together.
- What is this? Diarrhoea soup? - I'm not making you anything else. Eat it.
I've seen it sitting in there, lazy, slothful porcelain layabout
That deceitful woman told me I'd have to use the toilet.
No one has seen Pearl Burton since that fateful night over 30 years ago.
She's in here. Tell the disorderly when you're ready to leave.
I was overwhelmed.
Stop trying to talk me out of it! I'm a pathetic sellout!
You're a miserable, dried-up shut-in, trying to make everyone feel as bad as you do!
Brian's depressed. Could you take him with you to the laser rock show tonight?
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join these two in holy matrimony.
- She's presumed dead. - My God. I said those awful things to her!
I'm very disappointed in you.
The endangered White-rumped Swallow.
Swallow. Look, just get rid of this bird, all right?
"You're only healthy when you're tan
Those wings, you angel. That was fantastic. That was so incredible.
- You were sublime. - You... you liked my aria?
- OK, Johnny Depp or Richard Grieco? - Oh, that's gross!
Quiet! You had your chance!