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00:22:31
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Problem drinker, or African-American haberdasher?
and introduce her to that mulatto boy who looks a lot like...
Feel the heat coming off of her genitalia. You could roast a marshmallow.
Bah! He and his ukulele shall go wanting.
- No! - Thanks. Quite a schooner you got here.
Here, little fella. Come get the food.
In French, when you want to say "yes", you say "oui, oui".
See. I made a picture of you and me out of glue and macaroni.
Now, where's Mr Sheep? Is he being baa-shful?
- I'm sorry, Mr Pewterschmidt. - Your husband is a moron!
It's his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid.
But first I want you to testify against that horny mutt of yours.
- Chocolate-chip. - Stewie's favourite bedtime story is...
Oh, I get it. That's kind of funny. Yeah, can I have a copy of Jugs?
Now, isn't it true that you told my client that Brian is a menace to society
- Would you fix the bathroom faucet? - I fixed it already.
I know. It's just, I should be able to control my baser instinct,
Just kidding. He's a fisherman or some stupid thing.
Therefore, I grant Brian custody with the condition that he be neuter first.
Wow. Does it really smell like cook...? God! She fart and it went down my throat!
- What? - You don't have an eye splice in this line.
Daddy swore he'd track you down any way he could.
- How'd you know he was bluffing? - When he lies, he blink twice.
How dare you wash your clothes in our drinking water, Bebe?
Wow. Does it really smell like cook...? God! She farted and it went down my throat!
- Those are bad roaches. - I blame the schools.
You just tune this out, don't you?! Waa! Well, tune this out! Waa!
Oh, man, and his arms stretch out to next week!
The dognapper has been trace to this sleazy motel.
I rented those for Peter. He got ban from the store for taping over movies.
Carter, did you tell your son-in-law he's not suppose to swallow the wine?
How dare you wash your clothes in our drinking water, Bebe?
- How'd you know he was bluffing? - When he lie, he blinks twice.
- Yeah! - Monkeys throw their poo!
The New Yorker. I bet Lois's dad reads this.
but promise me you won't eat any of them.
Me too. I gotta be at Disneyland. We're ethnically cleansing the Small World ride.
No, he's awkwardly positioning himself... Now he's violating Sea Breeze.
Oh, my, someone's awfully rude. Oh! My fanny is not on the menu! What?
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Ahoy, Mr Pewterschmidt. Permission to come aboard?
You guys practically run this country.
It's nothing to be embarrassed about. It's perfectly normal.
He can't hear you. Besides, it's not him that's getting to me, it's your father.
But, unfortunately, not for another nine weeks. She's pregnant.
- How'd you know he was bluffing? - When he lies, he blinks twice.
I am not looking forward to what you're gonna be like once they do this to you.
Therefore, I grant Brian custody with the condition that he be neutered first.
You're almost there, Sea Breeze. Oh, and also, I didn't bring this up before,
- Wow. - I actually had a good time with you tonight.
Oh, I get it. That's kind of funny. Yeah, can I have a copy of Jugs?
I'm going inside to have freaky sex with my prostitute with whom I still have 45 minutes.
Why does she bother? Me and Lois's old man have never gotten along.
Sexual deviant, or magic picture that if you stare at it long enough, you see something?
Can't we all just run around in a disorganised fashion?
I was angry because my Moon Over My Hammy was overcooked and...
Now how are we gonna survive in this harsh, unforgiving terrain?
"I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic. "
I'm sorry. I talked to him, but he wouldn't budge. He can be so stubborn.
It's nothing to be embarrassed about. It's perfectly normal.
You must be so relieved.
- Did Peter have a stroke? - He's cultured himself, like Pretty Woman.
Oh, my, someone's awfully rude. Oh! My fanny is not on the menu! What?
Now how are we gonna survive in this harsh, unforgiving terrain?
I had no idea you could be so cruel. I'll never forgive you for this!
I am very disappointed in you!
That's right. You're all ripe for parody.
And he's going to incredible lengths to ignore me.
Just kidding. He's a fisherman or some stupid thing.
Oh, so he's still mad, huh?
Thanks, but I think a quiet weekend by myself is just the thing I need.
If I was half the parent he is, I'd know Chris's favourite ice cream is...