Name: Homecoming
Released: 2018-11-09
Cast: Jason Ralph, Stella Maeve, Hale Appleman

1) frolic

Well, after a frolic, she'll usually head for the tepidarium.
2) domus

Nonsense. This is my domus. I shall call it what I please.
3) perk

The perk of chemo just keep rolling in.
4) motherfucker

Any idea who the motherfucker
5) golem

was to create my golem of you.
6) genitals

I sense a nice connection between your genitals. You should be fine.
7) sled

This one guy, uh, he rode a sled pulled by flying...
8) ledge

Bender's trying to stay off the ledge every day.
9) sweetie

Was that really so tough, sweetie?
10) veggie

A large half veggie, half meat. Thank you.
11) pun

No pun intended. (CHUCKLES)
12) acquaintance

Acquaintance. That place is the worst.
13) triad

you know, in a sort of polyamorous triad sense.
14) unicorn

Life is a unicorn shitting rainbows of candy.
15) nerd

I mean, it looks like a grade-A nerd-boy wet dream,
16) uptown

She's actually just coming from uptown, but rush hour, you know.
17) pinch

I'm a heck of a pinch hitter.
18) lizard

We should ask the lizard man.
19) seizure

My internal compass is having a grand mal seizure.
20) inception

If you can inception me from there...
21) forgiveness

Richard might be about forgiveness, but I'm sure as shit not.
22) loser

PENNY: This is the most pathetic loser dream ever.
23) parrot

Would you hand me that minced parrot, please?

1) incredibly

and little did I know that you were so incredibly convincing.
2) sexually

sexually speaking.
3) literally

Silver can literally fly to the moon.
4) perfectly

Which is a perfectly reasonable position
5) somewhat

but labor relations have become somewhat strained of late.
6) obviously

Obviously, I didn't realize that you two had history,
7) apparently

Apparently, his actual name is impossible to pronounce.
8) possibly

I couldn't possibly know how you feel,
9) extremely

I'm extremely happy finally to meet you face-to-face.
10) indeed

Indeed. Ah, the Romans still fascinate me.
11) previously

PENNY: Previously on The Magicians...
12) exactly

Okay, where are we, exactly?
13) particularly

some with a particularly nasty entity.
14) sometimes

And sometimes the only thing that we do is spoon and...
15) fucking

Ugh, she just fucking does that to me.
16) finally

I'm extremely happy finally to meet you face-to-face.
17) outside

We should make this fast. Maybe you can wait outside while I run in.
18) actually

I'm actually kind of the Welcome Committee.
19) kind

I'm actually kind of the Welcome Committee.
20) sort

It was, sort of... Julia. Julia.
21) often

People who read their books often discover
22) far

Just a little further.
23) together

got placed together, and I got a crush,

1) inexhaustible

inexhaustible, unimaginable power.
2) possessive

and possessive,
3) unimaginable

inexhaustible, unimaginable power.
4) pubic

because she thinks that kids should know what pubic hair looks like.
5) unprotected

Have you engaged in any unprotected rituals of any kind?
6) tame

Much less tame than this old thing.
7) custodial

The locals used to work for us in a custodial function,
8) insecure

I'm insecure, and I suck.
9) embarrassing

So, okay, I know that this is embarrassing, but trust me, dying is worse.
10) unpredictable

Completely unpredictable.
11) enchanted

I've pretty much seen it all. Enchanted capes, rings.
12) pathetic

PENNY: This is the most pathetic loser dream ever.
13) vicious

You must be Vicious Circe. I'm Silver.
14) mute

version of me when I was, like, 12 and furious and invisible and mute.
15) energetic

We are working our way up to the energetic glass ceiling,
16) ridiculous

Look, I know it sounds ridiculous,
17) nonsense

(LAUGHS) That's nonsense.
18) awful

this one seems like an awful lot of work.
19) invisible

version of me when I was, like, 12 and furious and invisible and mute.
20) curious

you're not at all curious about what happened to Charlie.
21) realistic

so you could have a realistic-looking sex doll?
22) impressive

after living in this house is pretty impressive.
23) desperate

We've never been this desperate before.

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