Name: Remedial Battle Magic
Released: 2018-11-09
Cast: Jason Ralph, Stella Maeve, Hale Appleman

1) spellwork

which opened up a whole new class of spellwork,
2) explainer

I don't have an explainer for you.
3) lamia

Just remember, if this is a lamia,
4) multiverse

Right 'cause handing the key to the multiverse to a monster is a really...
5) shifter

And shape shifter, they all headed west back in the '50s.
6) ledge

Bender's trying to stay off a ledge every day.
7) unicorn

You mean like vampires and unicorn?
8) thug

Those Neitherland thug work for The Beast, right?
9) sweetheart

Nobody's doing that stuff anymore, sweetheart. God's inside you.
10) bullshit

just drop the bullshit attitude
11) turf

You don't just go fight someone stronger on his turf.
12) sweater

I like your sweater.
13) ritual

This must be what undergoing the Vulcan ritual of Kolinahr is like.
14) keeper

the keeper of the libraries of the Neitherlands,
15) elevator

and you got in that elevator and lost everything.
16) mutant

so qualified to murder a fairly invincible mutant Magician.
17) servant

Lamiae were servant of a goddess.
18) demon

The child-molesting demon, who incidentally wrote my favorite books,
19) idiot

I'm not an idiot, Julia.
20) emotion

Bottling our emotion, literally.
21) creature

Magical creature.
22) missile

Magic missile?
23) mentor

I'm Stanley. I'm your mentor.

1) monumentally

That's a monumentally shitty plan.
2) shockingly

Yeah, and it was shockingly easy.
3) regrettably

Regrettably, you failed the written exam.
4) insanely

I think that's an insanely stupid idea.
5) admittedly

Those leads admittedly keep petering out,
6) incidentally

The child-molesting demon, who incidentally wrote my favorite books,
7) genetically

What can I say? Genetically blessed.
8) barely

I barely touched her.
9) literally

Silver can literally fly to the moon but Menolly is dying.
10) meanwhile

But, meanwhile, we get to go full Spock with battle magic.
11) somehow

This somehow doesn't feel like a place where anyone knows anything.
12) somewhere

which means it could still be sitting somewhere waiting for us.
13) apparently

Apparently this guy's old as dirt.
14) definitely

ELIOT: Yes, definitely. Definitely, yes.
15) twice

No, twice,
16) extremely

and when the feelings come back, it's extremely intense.
17) previously

QUENTIN: Previously on The Magicians...
18) exactly

Exactly. No one's spoken to a god
19) fuck

shall we go fuck some shit up?
20) alone

thereby he leaves us alone.
21) sometimes

but sometimes you can get a lead onto something else.
22) finally

Finally.
23) extra

Yeah, he's extra broody, but...

1) unadulterated

That was an unadulterated success.
2) invincible

so qualified to murder a fairly invincible mutant Magician.
3) pristine

Fillory is a pristine, non-industrialized society. You can't...
4) enchanted

Yeah, so Martin got a line on an enchanted knife, the Leo.
5) harmless

thereby rendering ourselves harmless,
6) definite

This is a definite wobble, right?
7) blunt

Fine. I'll be blunt.
8) cruel

Are you saying that to be cruel?
9) useless

Mostly bloodsuckers, useless junkies,
10) upset

You're just upset 'cause you may never get to go to Fillory.
11) fabulous

You are Margo. You are fabulous.
12) intense

and when the feelings come back, it's extremely intense.
13) strict

It's just a temporary fix until we can put you on a strict regimen.
14) desperate

So, Martin's desperate 'cause the Plover
15) offensive

That's offensive. I'm a person. I'm a person.
16) damn

He can't make me do a damn thing.
17) tough

I won't lie. You know, it's been tough going.
18) stupid

No, that would be stupid.
19) okay

You okay? Oh, my God.
20) mad

Do it now, or do it when you've gone so mad you have nothing left
21) tight

THE BEAST: Sleep tight, Quentin Coldwater.
22) illegal

But that stuff's illegal.
23) pure

You just love it, pure and simple.

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