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00:41:58
Jason Ralph, Stella Maeve, Hale Appleman
21
We'll give it a whirl after Ibiza.
This magic gin better make us see unicorn that fart rainbows.
You do not like the moth, I see. (CHUCKLES)
A genie? Cool.
Why not mollusk or firefly? Why?
Is that vodka?
Right down to her lizard pumps.
You learn magic like parrot learns Shakespeare,
(GASPS) Fucking volcano!
Blood's not going to come out of that sweater.
His gifts are a curse.
scream, "Ibiza."
What idiot marked you there? Don't tell me.
The blanket still here?
She cleaned up her mess.
...turned Todd into a pig.
Your fate is now tied to the lowest form of sentient life.
trick for birdseeds.
And how much free will was exerted by the cow?
It's a spell that makes nails go into boards
Todd, ice, olives, stat!
I'll go mix some paste for the spell.
It's a spell that makes nail go into boards
You uncork him. He could read your thoughts.
I flunk Arabic.
See that she hydrate, wears sunblock, and waxes.
This summon a djinn.
He moped and whine and brought everything down.
This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows.
And how much free will was exert by the cow?
And as you gaze into your mirrors in the coming years,
These TA's were whisper,
Who disappear,
You should have been render mute long ago.
that I steal shit 10 times a week.
You deserve better
Mom knows you got arrest.
I assure you, you do not.
Which you survive. Gold star.
You have suffer much for your mother.
Because I ace it here.
How am I suppose to know? This was your idea.
but you have to be invite by people who've been.
No one kick that out of a party.
I never shit so much in my life.
and I realize I didn't want to die without knowing, so...
She's not sticking me someplace to rot where she stuck him.
For that you should be eternally grateful, but I give you more.
Sadly, I cannot.
perfectly straight.
you guys basically did nothing except each other.
Well, partly because I paid for
Possibly your first intelligent communique.
I do not ask and I do not order twice.
QUENTIN: Previously on The Magicians...
and then, "I will do exactly that to him."
you'd end up in a corner alone.
Perhaps you're teachable after all.
You are unbelievable sometimes.
Why are you both determined to be so fucking bland?
Your mental wards are quite strong,
More free than almost anyone in this universe or any other. Ah.
Good enough to trade you out of Marina's hold?
How it all fit together.
I mean, it was a couple years ago, but...
I was the last great Magician you ever saw.
But at least I got to eat bugs, so that...
You're gonna miss me so hard, you won't be able to get it up.
I never shit so much in my life.
Why not mollusk or firefly? Why?
Perhaps you're teachable after all.
He moped and whined and brought everything down.
Your fate is now tied to the lowest form of sentient life.
Brakebills is not a forgiving place.
Isn't that kind of unethical?
to reveal your innate abilities
I mean, like, really dope, one-of-a-kind magic.
ELIOT: You must bare yourself in the presence of another magical adept
Why are you both determined to be so fucking bland?
Too unpredictable, too hard to control...
and expose your utmost truth.
You should have been rendered mute long ago.
You are unbelievable sometimes.
Weird. Dull. Again.
That is fucking rude.
Bag of dicks is sounding awful good.
In one case, surprising.
Being out there without fur... It's brutal.
For that you should be eternally grateful, but I give you more.
I don't even have a decent sense of direction.
ELIOT: You must bare yourself in the presence of another magical adept
and gloat over my frozen corpse.