Name: Mendings, Major and Minor
Released: 2018-11-09
Cast: Jason Ralph, Stella Maeve, Hale Appleman

1) bathhouse

Bathhouse? Mmm.
2) podiatrist

How could you know about all this and become a podiatrist?
3) scone

You usually get me a scone, too.
4) chisel

"We are the chisel and the marble."
5) enchantment

The enchantment just keeps him a puppy forever.
6) alumnus

Alumni come and choose students to mentor.
7) tortoise

It's not their fault that they're the tortoise and you're the hare.
8) denominator

And one common denominator
9) fucker

Pete. Now, fucker!
10) nun

My mentor last year was a nun. Never again.
11) fungus

I have some very interesting stuff for fungi of the toenail.
12) sweetheart

Charlie would be so proud, sweetheart.
13) flare

(ON TV) Get rid of the flare!
14) circumstance

and a different set of circumstance,
15) loser

The day-drinking loser absolutely do not
16) thief

but you could be the greatest thief who ever lived.
17) monk

you can only get from a very particular monk on Okinawa.
18) curse

an old curse we can't break.
19) hedge

Your hedge witch friend.
20) headache

Eh, there was some dizziness, headache.
21) aunt

Is Genji your aunt?
22) idiot

Look, every idiot on the planet busts their ass.
23) poison

What's your poison?

1) delicately

I was gonna put it a bit more delicately than that.
2) intrinsically

intrinsically, in a way that magic can't separate.
3) luckily

Luckily, there are some treatment options,
4) incredibly

Turns out she's part of that incredibly famous third-year class,
5) differently

you know, things I would do differently.
6) strictly

is part of the class of magic strictly forbidden
7) somewhere

I want somewhere better, some place with real magic.
8) forever

The enchantment just keeps him a puppy forever.
9) absolutely

The day-drinking losers absolutely do not
10) properly

so I can properly wrap this bottle of double-charmed sake
11) previously

QUENTIN: Previously on The Magicians...
12) immediately

It's a three-year program. Graduate level. It begins immediately.
13) perhaps

and for outgoing students, perhaps even a job.
14) sometimes

Quentin, sometimes trying to fix something only makes it worse.
15) deep

It's the universe deep-dicking us.
16) instead

It ended up in about 20 pieces instead of two.
17) quite

quite quickly all on their own.
18) almost

I almost burned down my apartment,
19) super

Super helpful.
20) actually

You can actually move between worlds.
21) kind

That's actually kind of hot.
22) inside

You're not coming inside.
23) soon

Get that tattoo as soon as possible.

1) soporific

lead to a lifetime of soporific bourgeois magic hell.
2) middling

and yet you thought a middling first-year student could.
3) bearable

But if that's what makes the world bearable to you,
4) treatable

But it's treatable?
5) talkative

THE BEAST: You sound talkative today, Victoria.
6) bourgeois

lead to a lifetime of soporific bourgeois magic hell.
7) pathetic

You're pathetic. I'm really not.
8) relieved

You have no idea how relieved I am to see you like this.
9) miserable

is to be so miserable, you don't want them anymore.
10) vain

and I'm too vain to sacrifice my looks in that way.
11) favorable

Circumstances are more favorable on a waxing moon.
12) unofficial

He's sort of our unofficial mascot.
13) invisible

And starting an invisible fire in your apartment,
14) enormous

Treating something like that requires an enormous amount of energy,
15) rid

(ON TV) Get rid of the flare!
16) decent

Nah. I feel decent.
17) impressive

Mmm. When you're not impressive. Glad you asked.
18) surprised

I'm surprised you came back.
19) damn

Get your head out of your twat and throw the damn globe.
20) pleasant

Helps if you hold a pleasant image in mind, such as a baby,
21) loose

That's a pretty loose fucking definition of love.
22) noble

There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
23) okay

Are you okay?

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