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00:43:10
Jason Ralph, Stella Maeve, Hale Appleman
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It's just you showed up with that sigil on your hand,
I'll take it under advisement, okay?
My parents have alumni keys.
This isn't just some lark to me, so you know.
I'm sorry, what's your name, sweetie?
These people are not murderer. Trust me.
And the mystery of Martin Chatwin's disappearance
Yo, this one looks bunk.
You're a much better liar than I expected you to be.
Chop-chop.
Oh, and scissors make a shitty screwdriver, by the way.
Join the party, sad sack. Hurry up.
I have been taught to turn the other cheek
Well, I bond fast. Time is an illusion.
It's like some sort of hazing ritual, a test.
It's a... Meat locker, or it was, anyway.
They're hedge witches. We're hedge witches.
You want the truth? No sweat.
That's a leap, Quentin.
So here is where we keep all our ingredient and such.
Uh, alloy's rusting.
QUENTIN: Quentin Coldwater for the grad school interview?
Open the door! Dude!
Nothing to see, you louche little degenerates.
It suffuse his work with a sense of melancholy and loss.
And yet, somehow, I flunk the entrance exam.
Yeah, I mean, that's kind of why people are obsess with the books,
rest assured, they will be expel.
except that we summon some kind of killer mothman from another world.
and the real kids, uh, vanish.
This was just one of a series of painful events that haunt Christopher Plover.
I get my back stab, buddy to the end of the week
They are encode to each authorized person on campus and no one else.
We never got near the mirror, I swear.
when Martin Chatwin disappear,
Yeah, 'cause crush rocks,
Come on, let's go before we freeze our tits off.
I stole one.
No offense, okay, you just smell a little Ivy League to me.
So you mess up.
Yeah, this guy I was with, he grab it.
Look, I gather you guys need some extra hands or something.
rest assure, they will be expelled.
Jesus, we could not have screw up
He trick you.
It's amazing I survive as long as I did
Regrettably, you failed the written exam.
Is there, um, someplace on campus we can to go to watch a video?
Years reading Internet crap and accidentally poisoning myself twice,
I didn't really learn magic formally as a kid.
I barely thought the thought.
My nose literally started bleeding.
And yet, somehow, I flunked the entrance exam.
Logan Kinear died instantly and I ruined my favorite button-down.
Saved my ass so many times, he's basically my only friend.
(GROANS) Apparently not.
Oh, Pete, that's definitely a good look for you, an improvement.
Years reading Internet crap and accidentally poisoning myself twice,
QUENTIN: Previously on The Magicians... (BELL RINGS)
So what is this place exactly, besides a health hazard?
I knew immediately what I'd done, that it was me.
I'm trying to tell you, you are not alone here.
Well, sometimes it's instant.
PETE: Finally.
No, it's not right, and yet they just left me behind.
because what came through that mirror instead of Charlie,
Uh, to almost die for no reason?
I'm a depressed super nerd.
that might actually be able to help you with this?
We're in the Bermuda Triangle of upstate New York.
I'm a depressed super nerd.
They're hedge witches. We're hedge witches.
And the worst is, you're so eager to belong,
Just another inadequate Magician who's lost people.
You're not very remarkable.
Pretty sure my boyfriend's starting to get curious where I am.
Pointless and toxic.
We're stuck, and they're trying to kill us, so...
We were frozen.
We're so drunk. Okay, we have all day.
Join the party, sad sack. Hurry up.
(CHUCKLES) Oh, Quentin, I am pleased!
Don't be stupid. You have to find your way out.
Nurse? Are you okay?
Hey, don't be mad. Don't be mad.
Let us know if shit gets exciting.
Jesus, you didn't tell me you were dangerous.
Caught me where I'm not meant to be, a terminal snooper.
We do not know the exact nature of this entity,
They are encoded to each authorized person on campus and no one else.
It's amazing I survived as long as I did
Well, sometimes it's instant.