Name: Haley's 21st Birthday
Released: 2017-11-27
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) pushover

He walks in, bullies you down, and proves what a pushover I am.
2) swagger

and then you swoop in with your tough-guy swagger
3) tadpole

You just put eggs and tadpole in a glass,
4) catnip

We're like catnip to drunken bachelorette party girls.
5) tweety

I don't know. Why don't you ask the tweety bird on Haley's neck?
6) yelp

It has four stars on yelp, and it has military discount.
7) hardball

I'd love to, but your dad played hardball and we lost it.
8) someplace

and you don't want it in someplace
9) fuzz

and she doesn't need to learn from two fuzz-staches
10) wiggle

We all know there's wiggle room
11) dork

Haley: Yes, I'm a huge dork
12) stork

Uh, yes. The stork brings them.
13) vomit

Oh. Well, great. I'm just gonna go vomit forever now.

1) swoop

and then you swoop in with your tough-guy swagger
2) wiggle

Jay, I've already wiggle him. No, trust me, he can wiggle.
3) invent

I know the voice. I invent the voice. I use the voice.
4) tat

I am all tat up. [ Laughs ]
5) stab

Easy. I have stab closer relatives than you.
6) latch

Yeah, these chicks latch on and won't let go.
7) sneak

while you were sneak your third hot dog,
8) beg

and beg me to lie and say that he got the better price, but he paid me the difference.
9) swear

Young lady, I swear to god i will spank you.
10) owe

That was your choice. I owe you nothing.
11) marry

Till I married her. [ Laughs ]
12) trap

We got trap by those bridesmaids over there.
13) joke

I'm joking! You're not low-maintenance!

1) halfway

I don't think small. I don't do things halfway.
2) upstairs

so they pound their beers and head upstairs.
3) frankly

Frankly, he's mad
4) technically

Okay, I am technically in charge tonight,
5) quietly

and tom seems like he would quietly get the job done.
6) accurately

We met them because you accurately
7) barely

who barely know anything themselves.
8) anymore

"Broads"? Does anyone say "broads" anymore?
9) besides

Besides, isn't the cooler thing not caring if you're cool?
10) closer

I'm sorry, buddy. I got a pal at the dealership closer to his house.
11) apart

I am sure the reason why mom and I grew apart
12) forever

Oh. Well, great. I'm just gonna go vomit forever now.
13) crazy

but my mom was crazy excited to go to a bar with me.

1) clingy

Exactly. Who needs those clingy broads?
2) uptight

I don't know why you Americans are so uptight about sex.
3) supercool

It's just a little something from your supercool guncles.
4) dumbass

Hey, dumbass, enough with the horn, huh?
5) immature

I'm not immature, butt face.
6) sloppy

so I wouldn't get sloppy drunk.
7) unbeatable

I just beat your unbeatable deal by 500 samolians.
8) unconditional

My friendship and unconditional acceptance.
9) embarrassing

That's embarrassing. Want me to tell you?
10) drunken

We're like catnip to drunken bachelorette party girls.
11) imaginary

just like your imaginary friend who never worked here. Calm down.
12) rad

Oh, clubs. That sounds rad.
13) chic

Giving a gift to a niece as hip and chic as Haley.

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