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00:21:35
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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and the doctors said he could burst an eardrum if he flew.
Crockett and tubb! That's heroin!
Well, it's just porridge, right?
"what if I'm in the laundromat one day,
I, uh, poured from the decaf pot."
Good thing I brought my ukulele on the trip.
I just want a smoothie or something.
You wore light-up sneaker to a radiohead concert.
My god. I married into a drug cartel?
a weekend of Dutch pancake balls after that.
Calm down. Gloria needs napkin rings.
So, I say to the waitress...
He comes in here, eats all my food, drinks all my booze,
Beth's obsess with you.
I was devastate to miss Alex's graduation,
No, you're not getting your hair straighten.
That's pronounce "ay-vee-Ann."
[ Gasps ] You gasp.
[ Laughing ] That tickle. Stop it! Stop it!
stash this up there.
I'm gonna roll away before you spit on my screen again.
We forgive you.
whether you hike alone.
Lily spill some juice on the counter.
My god. I married into a drug cartel?
that remind her of how much I love her.
he hasn't been that interested in the unit downstairs, either.
We're buying the apartment upstairs from us.
Something is going on with him. He's been more distant lately.
So, in the spirit of graduation, I'm officially moving on.
around here anymore, hmm? Ugh.
to stop leaving his trash everywhere?
but if you truly love Beth, you should propose.
Well... Doesn't matter anyway.
that Beth has maybe, like, a slightly psychotic side?
whether you hike alone.
Sometimes, I see something funny and I think,
You look so pretty.
You know, like maybe something's a little off?
Well, heigh-ho, heigh-ho. It's off to work I go.
You got a blind spot for the deadbeat yahoos in your family.
I've driven you to stray. I'm hideous.
that Beth has maybe, like, a slightly psychotic side?
I was embarrassed, but also because I knew...
Somebody's jealous
Smiley face. Spencer."
Tell Armando I'm sorry I haven't been more welcoming to him.
Isn't he adorable?
because this is the most thoughtful gift ever.
and I found a receipt to the avian hotel.
As soon as I touch that phone, I'm a suspicious spouse,
Uh... Because I don't want to sing that lame song.