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00:21:34
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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The stenographer is dressed like a spider.
This thing is like a temple grandin hug.
I need it to read at stoplight so I don't think about stuff.
What's scary about a giant cupcake?
to be strapping your teenage daughter to a gurney?
It is? It was all clearly stated on the flier.
You gonna put some blood on it, maybe dangle an eyeball?
We don't let preggo or people with heart trouble
is supposed to wear a tiara, so here you go.
She spent six months in a cuckoo farm in Nevada.
She is Tess mcgill, feminist heroine
Handsome Hawaiian or sexy scotsman?
Haley, sweetie, uh, gown's on backwards.
Pensions were squander, lives were destroyed,
She's gonna be devastate.
Um... These companies conspire
and I fumble what's most valuable to me,
might be a little bit distract by, um... You know.
No matter how long he stare at it,
Please let the record show that counsel is nod his head
Ladies and gentlemen, i apologize for the delay.
Maybe Stella took your wig and buried it in the yard.
Couple years ago, we scare a man
We... we had no idea. I swear.
that she's feeling neglect.
I got mad at you and I upset Amber,
Maybe someday you'll care what I think.
Haley, sweetie, uh, gown's on backwards.
I think I fell asleep.
You should check it out sometime.
Look how incredibly accurate it is.
to people that we barely know and don't even like!
you're basically third cousins with Shakira.
I can stop whenever I want.
Well, she's gone forever.
Who is that possibly hurting?
I know it's not the point, but we totally would've won.
Fourth. And...
It is? It was all clearly stated on the flier.
Amber gets touchy about this stuff.
The kids are gonna be deranged mental patients,
funneled unreported funds into the same account.
and... and I am going to be a sadistic nurse,
and you are a demented doctor.
That obnoxious Ronnie was worried
When I'm in charge, it's terrifying.
and it's gonna be tough and manly...
and I was being insensitive,
This obsessive need to be dark and scary...
the intricate web of deceit.
Show the jury "hey, I'm playful."
or maybe 'cause of my confederate-flag bikini.