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00:21:31
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Hey, stace, you out there?
He even bought star-spangled sombrero for everybody.
Whoever's in charge of the wordplay, bravo.
It's all good fun. The birnbaum can't have kids.
Beagles and lox, dog briskets.
from abner to Zeke, had fun at the picnic."
Once, I helped a sow give birth to nine baby piglet
and I'll invite my boyfriend, bigfoot!
The last seven years have been about sticky countertop
Okay, one more. Doodles blinked.
Be careful of her cyst. She'll nip you.
So I couldn't weasel my way out of this stupid picnic
Bark mitzvah... What a concept.
Maybe it's a guy who's obsess with Haley
Um, how about I freshen up that wine, huh?
Yeah. I-i-i understand. I'm sorry I'm lash out.
Hey, how about next time you devise a plan
Ruined my plan, that's all. I wanted her to leave!
Sweetheart, your father and i think we owe you an apology.
All because the one time i went on the boat, I spill.
i briefly put on a classic movie, and he freak out.
You can't be clue in. You're a patsy.
We were married 20 years.
Okay, one more. Doodles blink.
and he bit through one of the pool balls.
This kid at school rip me off for 40 bucks
Oh, you know what? It's deceptively comfy.
and magically he's in today's paper?
"Would you mind terribly getting off our couch?
That practically Haley's record.
Honestly, I don't know how straight guys do it.
i barely know sleep in my home.
i briefly put on a classic movie, and he freaked out.
"maybe we should do some things separately."
I just don't feel like wearing it anymore.
I mean, suddenly she has this boyfriend.
I'd seriously suggest a 12-step program.
I definitely felt eyes on me.
No, no, it was a completely hollow offer and...
and I have hyperactive sweat glands, but...
Yes, they're very decent, hardworking people.
And it is completely believable that you would have an admirer.
Why are you so cranky?
That's terrifying. Like this guy I knew in college.
Calming mister?
Oh, shoot and darn it!
My restless leg syndrome, like that's a reason to leave?
You really think I'm that pathetic
But the people in this party, they are so obsessed with dogs.
that I'd have to create some imaginary boyfriend?
Look, I know it's frustrating, all right?
Brenda: Mnh. "A rainy day for turtles."