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00:21:36
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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Do you think that this arsonist looks like Andy with a beard?
after I fell for his "aw, shuck" act!
Was that dipstick knocking up my daughter."
[ Chuckles ] Wow, shalom and chh-appy birthday.
* posing our questions to owl and eeyore *
Hi, Jay! Claire, was just about to go run an errand!
and Mitchell needs to stop dressing like he's in a barbershop quartet.
Oh, my god, he looks like shemp!
But that would be robbing my grandchild
i would hope she would have the decency and the self-control...
Well, that seems like an invasion of her priv...
and he wants to get inside the mind of preggo!
[ Chuckles ] Wow, shalom and chh-appy birthday.
[ imitate connection being lost ]
I'm sorry that I let myself get distract by my job.
Uh, Lily, she made me her famous chocolate-chip scramble eggs...
and... and I've never apologize for taking that away from you.
You ruin it. Oh.
* as our days disappear all too s... *
Claire, when you react like this,
She borrow a blue suit from Mitchell for a wedding.
There's no way Haley's married.
When you say it in that tone, it implies that Luke and i
What if I tilt it a little bit?
You're mad because your daughter got knock up
I remind him and dialed the phone.
She was weirdly secretive about him,
Physically, romantically, maritally?
You mean spiritually, geographically?
You mean spiritually, geographically?
Which is probably not an act because he's genuinely nice
Claire, you accidentally hung up on me.
about genetically modified space marines?
You should let me cut yours someday.
I'm sure she had him thoroughly vetted.
Physically, romantically, maritally?
and there's a perfectly reasona...
It's nice to know you're not dead in an alley somewhere.
which, personally, I think is an invasion of her privacy.
Oh, I guess it is kind of badass. [ Giggles ]
She was weirdly secretive about him,
Haley got married?! That's so upsetting!
because I'm a considerate person
Okay, that's troubling, but think about it.
How could he be so irresponsible?
and ran off with some goofy guy to get married behind your back.
Okay, I'm looking for sweet and salty, Claire, not bitter.
Honey, what did I tell you about being selfish?
I'm so relieved! [ Laughs ]
Uh... Yeah. You know, it's a little windy, but, eh.
and most suspicious of all, she bought a book!
and I'm like, "who is that handsome yentl man?