Name: Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Released: 2016-09-30
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) rabble

Rabble, rabble, rabble!
2) precaution

It's just a precaution, sweetie.
3) stereotype

I'm not a stereotype, okay?
4) outsider

Well, we put a wall around the city to keep outsider out.
5) sweetie

Tweek! Come to the kitchen, sweetie, we need to see you real quick.
6) murderer

You mean that even though all the news is about murderer and abductors,
7) neighbour

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
8) ancestor

Your ancestor put up a great wall that kept
9) kindness

The Ghost of Human Kindness?
10) temptation

♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
11) jew

- At least I'm not a stupid Jew. - What, what, what?
12) pumpkin

Night, pumpkin!
13) missile

My Mongolian missile defence system!
14) explosion

- What's going on? - I heard an explosion!
15) pork

I pour this sweet-and-sour pork on their heads.
16) dude

So weak, dude.
17) crap

Oh, crap.
18) trick

But it could be a trick!

1) abduct

on the news about children being abduct,
2) spout

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
3) cow

All right, Cows! We're gonna go out there
4) reveal

And this newest study reveal more about child abductions
5) relax

- Dude, relax. - You relax! What if he wants to kill me?
6) adopt

Inside, there are two people who have adopt needy children.
7) suppose

I'm not suppose to talk to you!
8) kick

Yeah, and you kick ass!
9) pour

I pour this sweet-and-sour pork on their heads.
10) catch

A stranger was caught trying to abduct the Tweek boy!
11) push

I push the chair with this device in front of my mouth,
12) volunteer

She volunteer her time to talk with lonely elderly people
13) lose

- What do you want? - You have lost faith in humanity, lad.
14) occur

that problems occur in the first place.
15) happen

Oh, thank God you happen by!
16) guess

Well, I guess this means the enemy is in our own backyard, so to speak.
17) eat

I eat rice, and I drive really slow,
18) finish

There we go, all finish.

1) barely

You can barely even tell you have one on.
2) somewhere

Oh, I'm sure he's made it somewhere safe by now.
3) apparently

than we apparently knew before, Tom.
4) normally

Right. Do what you normally would do.
5) alone

Mom, Dad, could you please leave me alone?
6) sometimes

Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid.
7) finally

Well, okay. Finally.
8) outside

leaving everyone to realise that children are not safe outside!
9) inside

Inside, there are two people who have adopted needy children.
10) along

Yeah, come along, Kyle.
11) far

The report further states that it is because the child trusts the individual
12) together

Putting walls up never helps anything. Tearing them down brings us together.
13) else

But we don't know what else to do, Mayor!
14) ago

Yeah, it was like four days ago!
15) ever

Probably nothing will ever happen.
16) least

- At least I'm not a stupid Jew. - What, what, what?
17) once

They were strangers to those kids once. Now they are loving parents.
18) always

Us? Your family has always been the shifty-eyed ones!

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