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00:22:11
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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has been hidden away deep in the catacomb of St. Peter's below us.
The Document is guarded by water lizards, rattlesnake and sand traps.
then we might lose everyone to atheism!
Yeah, what has Catholicism come to, anyway?
You see, food entering through the anus has the benefit
- I think I'm going to become an atheist! - That's a good idea!
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
The Document is guarded by water lizard, rattlesnakes and sand traps.
Well, it's true. I mean, what do a bunch of stories about people in robe
Jeez, Kyle, don't be a sore loser. It's over, okay? I won. Let it go.
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
with your altar boys?
just because some asshole in Italy screwed it up.
The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth!
has made Americans change their eating habit almost instantly.
states that a priest, bishop or cardinal cannot get married,
This will help smooth the insertion later on.
slaughtering goat have to do with today's world?
having to sit out here waiting to find out if our priest molest our kids!
I feel like everywhere my poor son goes he's being persecute
Cartman shove food up his ass and now he's trying to crap out his mouth.
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
because you really impress me with your insight,
You owe me 20 bucks, dick face!
We still bake at 400 degrees for 20 minutes a pound.
All right, then, it's settle. Tomorrow we'll find an outside counsellor
I crap out my mouth! I crap out my mouth!
In Morocco they have arrest five of my priests.
just because some assholes in Italy screw it up.
Did he ever try to put anything that belong to him in your butt?
Are you all saying that you have engage in inappropriate relations
They've got to know to keep their mouths shut.
That gospel lie somewhere beyond this door.
But if we locate it, we could make changes to it?
This problem is much more severe than I could have possibly imagine.
and so making foods that can easily be insert into the ass is essential.
or I could get two Broncos trading packs for 10 apiece and then I thought...
keeping the pointy wings neatly at the side.
of being broken down on its way to the stomach rather than afterward.
has made Americans change their eating habits almost instantly.
That gospel lies somewhere beyond this door.
Well, I mean, obviously, what we need to put a stop to
Atheism has definitely made our lives better.
What would the priest possibly want to put in our butts?
And I base that on absolutely nothing.
Do you really think I'd be that deceitful, you guys?
What do you want, a freaking medal?
You don't need to be ashamed or embarrassed.
I mean, it could end up being very difficult raising an atheist child
by what a very old and very fictional book used to say.
You don't need to be ashamed or embarrassed.
And the immediate research shows that the act is not only amusing,
and I've just been frustrated because I didn't think of it first.
Jeez, Kyle, don't be a sore loser. It's over, okay? I won. Let it go.
This is ridiculous,
And when you start turning the stories into literal translations
Nobody's going to tell us! This is going to drive me insane!
Cartman, that's the dumb thing you've ever said, this week.
Calm down, Tweek, there has to be a rational explanation.
So now, we're ready to go. Looks delicious, let's try it out!
Are you all saying that you have engaged in inappropriate relations
We are here to bring the light of God, not harm the innocent.
- It's still stupid and immature! - Dude, look!