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00:22:11
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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these poor, unfortunate people all have horrible disfigurement,
We made a plastic mould of his chin, and then made a latex scrotum
And do they call you "freak"? And "weirdo"?
- Why? You're not a scab are you? - No, I'm not a scab.
which caused his testicle and scrotum to grow from his chin.
The talk shows have us on and give us little gifts and perk,
Gee whiz, you promise my mom and dad won't find out?
But, fella, if I go on Maury Povich with my balls on my chin,
She says she hates me. She calls me "retard."
Those Star Trek dork down the street.
Now, we will split up into groups and form picket lines.
to the world's largest putt-putt golf course in the world.
- Prepare the video sabotage. - Oh, no, not the video sabotage.
- Yes, sweetie? - Could you do me a favour?
Hey, Roger, what the hell is with these horrible veggie platters?
Oh, hamburger, this just keeps on getting worse.
We made a plastic mould of his chin, and then made a latex scrotum
a woman whose head was smashed in on a logger,
♪ Ample parking day or night People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
I ditch class and go shoot heroin in the school bathroom.
I slaughter five baby seals with my bare hands.
a woman whose head was smash in on a logger,
I believe you owe us payment now?
But true physically deformed freaks must be recognise,
and you won't believe how we exploit them for your amusement.
Wow, scoop-out-face guy, I've seen you on TV before.
We're remind every day that you're not Kenny because Kenny was cool.
- Sweetie, don't. - Then it's settle.
Butters, you have screw me out of a prize for the last time.
Maury Povich parade these poor people around
Our next guest suffer from a rare birth defect
- Nice. - Now, we just blend the skin tones,
God, isn't Butters awesome for doing this, you guys?
All right, everyone. Stay tune, because next we're going to meet
Yes, his balls actually hang from his chin.
There will of course be a prize involve?
Well, your son made a video backstage. Let's take a look.
Whatever. I digitally put Jabba the Hut back into the original Star Wars movie.
Incredibly Obese Black Person,
Remember, somewhere a union's growing
- We don't take kindly to that. - Well, I can certainly see why.
So, Joline, exactly how is your daughter out of control?
I'd like to come on and talk about my disorder, and perhaps
Do the other kids at school sometimes make fun of you?
Gee, I didn't mean to almost kill Grandma.
Yes, his balls actually hang from his chin.
and put two golf balls inside.
Okay, folks, we're going to have to move along.
We all know each other and we all kind of stick together
It sure is.
Well, yeah. You've all done it more than once?
They're always making crazy masks and special effects for their dumb movies.
A lot of decent, hard-working freaks in America are losing their talk show jobs
That because of our appearance, our organisation is less important?
Disfigured Country Singer, and Man with No Face.
Is your mother in tears every day over how disobedient you are?
But true physically deformed freaks must be recognised,
Incredibly Obese Black Person,
how miserable your life is?
Sir, I really gotta go home. My parents are gonna be sore at me.
these poor, unfortunate people all have horrible disfigurements,
Hey, Butters, those other freak people from the show
You're a very brave little girl, and I am very proud of you.
They're always making crazy masks and special effects for their dumb movies.
Yes. Yes, of course, he's very upset about it.
A lot of decent, hard-working freaks in America are losing their talk show jobs
I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands.
Thanks for coming on the show, kid. Maury is very excited to meet you.
I'll bet they could make a fake set of balls. Come on, Butters.
Those damn freaks!
We are a strong and diverse group of people,
- So, is it tough being different? - Yeah.