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00:22:11
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Some kids actually try to cram in a lot of niceness right at the end.
with electroshock to the testicles.
Yes, well, I didn't think "Hitting Clyde in the balls with slingshot"
Gee whiz, things sure look Christmassy out here. What're you boys doing?
Are the tabulation all closed off, then?
Gnomes, load up the sleigh with toys. Santa's going to make a special run.
And a partridge in a
Sleigh is down, reindeer all dead.
You're a bad liar.
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
Drink it. Drink the oil. This is all you Western capitalist want.
Stay back, you bastard! Stay back!
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Well, good going, asshole. Thanks to you,
With candy cane wishes and smiles
Six geese a-laying
against three deduction of being nice. It's just bad.
Hey, I'm just your naughty-or-nice accountant.
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
and deduct the times you've been nice.
They are heal.
And so I declare that every year on Christmas Day,
The people of Iraq deserve a good Christmas just like everyone else.
- That smell. - Yeah.
It was nice for Token. He laugh for, like, 20 minutes.
I brush my teeth last night.
If you cure cancer and AIDS next week,
What the hell are we suppose to do? We're, like, nine inches tall.
that Santa's sleigh got shot down.
Sleigh is hit. I repeat, sleigh is hit.
I just couldn't let him live. He shock Santa's balls.
No, your country has just lost all its Christmas spirit.
Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing
Well, come on, we gotta tell you what happen.
Right now in Iraq, there are children who fear us
The threat of war touch us all, but over in Iraq, there is no Christmas.
- Finally. - God, it took forever.
It certainly doesn't seem very Christmassy of them.
Perhaps Santa could bring peace to this whole situation.
Yeah, but I feel like things are finally back to normal.
recently we can write off here?
but this year it almost didn't happen.
Actually, it looks like this year you're gonna owe Santa 306 presents.
You have to feed it and pet it or else it dies, and it's the coolest thing ever.
You have to feed it and pet it or else it dies, and it's the coolest thing ever.
Gee whiz, things sure look Christmassy out here. What're you boys doing?
on those who are less fortunate than us.
But now I'm never gonna get my Haibo robot doll.
Christmas is ruined again.
We'll give them to the needy Iraqis, too.
♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
Right now in Iraq, there are children who fear us
Are the tabulations all closed off, then?
I was wondering if I could sing my favourite Christmas song, real quick?
On the eleventh day of Christmas
That's a retarded idea that won't work. Why are you really doing this?
You, you're a sick capitalist dog, my main man.
That's so lame of them.
I mean, wow, these poor unfortunate people.
a brave man named Jesus.
Hi, guys. A very merry Christmas to you. God bless us, everyone.
- on urgent Christmas business. - Sure thing.
I'm having a precious Christmastime moment, Kyle, if you don't mind.
Light the damn tree!
Santa's very sad.
I hate that stupid Christmas Poo.
What the hell are we supposed to do? We're, like, nine inches tall.
On the fifth day of Christmas
I was wondering if I could sing my favourite Christmas song, real quick?
Shut up, Cartman, your sweet Christmas act isn't fooling anybody.
I mean, wow, these poor unfortunate people.
No, Santa Claus can't be dead, he can't.