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00:43:13
Mandy Moore, Milo Ventimiglia, Sterling K. Brown
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Let me ask you a question. Mm.
Otherwise, I'll make you a bigger laughingstock
Gone fishing. You caught a whopper!
passing around the chicken skewer?
What's our endgame here?
Yeah, sure. I was, uh, in an improv comedy troupe.
and eight tequila shots can only mask that for a couple hours.
Like I'm on morphine, Kevin,
If you want to sleep in, you have to pay the tickle tax!
would I have known you from one of these waiter
and that being your second bourbon.
* Ooh ooh-ooh ooh
No, sweetheart. No, no, no.
Yeah, that's a real peacock feather.
and I do individualized tuck-ins for each kid
* We've been trying to do soft tens with aloha, aloha... *
And he's a former crack addict, by the way.
catching up on some paperwork.
I hope you'll let me know when I've overstay my welcome.
Feel like I overstep before.
when you are eviscerating the anorexic lady,
I'm starving.
If you insist.
Hey, listen, I-I know I've owe you a phone call
Of course I forgive you.
Best friends let best friends vent without judgment.
The money you borrow.
You scream? I'm gonna scream
Because they are cute kids, and they deserve nine-parents.
You're contractually bound to the show for another two years.
Oh, you cried, and you crap a lot.
is alter.
All right, and if I refuse?
I quit.
the white family adopt on that show?
- You shut up, Webster. - Stop calling me names!
I just slipped that in there very casually
from throwing up violently.
even though we couldn't afford it whatsoever.
Except briefly, during Kate's eyeliner phase.
you would still be legally unable to work
and nothing fit, literally nothing.
Listen to me very carefully, Kevin.
So, unfortunately, my boy,
Oh, well, then he can stay forever.
eventually got you a job paying you
We have made out seven times and heavy-petted twice.
I go back and forth to feed him.
I'm truly grateful for everything
Previously on This Is Us... My water just broke. Yep.
isn't exactly drifting on morphine, now, is it, Kevin?
We have made out seven times and heavy-petted twice.
* And leave your body alone
It's hard to see the woman I married sometimes, you know?
when you are eviscerating the anorexic lady,
You look dap.
Because I do individualized lunches
One of those ironic names, 'cause he's a pretty ugly cat.
I'm jealous of your relationship, if anything.
But water is scarce
- I know I'm ridiculous. - I know
* And I'm wasted No.
the sour lemon that life has to offer
And even if someone slipped a chill pill
It's brutal.
I'm truly grateful for everything
Well, I had a crap day at work, so I stopped at Wendy's.
to say out loud to everyone is, well...
The fancy Hollywood party? Yeah. Yeah.
All right, come on, come on, we're getting you drunk.
and no one would say a damn thing.
Everybody thinks it's weird that we're brothers.