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00:23:07
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
2271
Okay, all we have to do is outrace Gideon's henchmen,
I've been wandering the plains like a desperado,
Dipper, listen to me.
The last nacho on Earth.
Bill's minion are gonna be on us in seconds.
before his weirdness spreads across the entire globe.
Y'all ready for a good, old-fashioned prison brawl?
We have no quarrel with you.
so he appointed me master of these wasteland,
- like a rhinestone slipper. - ( laughter )
The rift is shattered.
- Dad! - Not now, sweetie. The grownups are talking.
Everyone, this Armageddon wouldn't be possible
On second thought, I'm gonna run like a coward now.
BILL: Ready to cause some havoc, boys?
Okay, inmate,
My dad made me and my brothers do apocalypse training
I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist,
She was always destine to be mine,
So far, I've elude capture,
The rift is shatter.
When we're done partying, I unveil phase two.
I've been wander the plains like a desperado,
The abandon auto mart.
Get back, or I will drop-kick him, I swear.
How about instead, I shuffle the functions
so he appoint me master of these wastelands,
As mayor, I strongly urge you to get on outta here.
The eyeballs froze Nate, Lee, Tambry and Thompson.
My body is a temple. How dare you?
We punch what we don't understand.
You've been transform into some sort of tree monster.
For a trillion years, I've been trap
Help! The nachos trick me!
Look who the apocalypse drag in.
But this? The journals are destroy,
got it shockingly right.
And Toby Determined, who I accidentally mistook for a monster.
Hi, Wendy. Have we formally met?
Y'all fellers ain't goin' nowhere.
but wherever you are, whatever happens,
Oh, definitely. Let's eat him.
You've beaten Bill twice before.
well, I wouldn't call it a neck exactly.
Perhaps I can be one of your, uh,
It's finally, finally happening.
How about instead, I shuffle the functions
Robbie almost got away, but had to pause to take a selfie.
You also might want to step inside.
We can find your sister soon,
I know, dude. Tell me about it later.
Guess it's sort of cool their paranoia paid off.
So far, I've eluded capture,
but when you two work together,
Hench maniacs, roll out!
Gideon's unappreciated in his time.
Call me Bodacious T.
We're day three in this strange cataclysmic event
Ah! Abuelita, a tidal wave of madness
That's seriously rude
Don't look so sour, Fordsie.
of deep fried trouble now.
I don't know if it's dumb luck,
Steady. Steady.
Free cars, ripe for the hot wiring.
Durland! My precious Deputy Durland!
Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now.
and frequent showers of eyeball bats
Yeah. Things with one eye are weird.
Ah, my quantum destabilizer.
Hey, hey, it's okay.
I'm alive now.