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00:22:07
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
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the world's lowest treetop tram ride.
to be a sad loner like Toby Determined.
Dipper, who is this?
So then I said to the bouncer,
Question: the backseat makes me carsick.
Uh-uh-uh. Flame retardant raccoon says,
Uh-uh-uh. Flame retardant raccoon says,
You know, I would make a really good scarecrow.
run by the most black-hearted proprietor in all of Oregon.
- I need your help. - With what, some sick jealousy trip?
It has sky tram, and a mummy museum,
Quick, before the rest of the venom sets in.
That's where I got this scar.
well, I can't think of a perfect metaphor, but you get the gist.
All right, camper, we got another day
[gasps] Corn maze girl.
That's your dumb obsession with Wendy gettin' in the way
Every year, my tourist trap competitors prank the Mystery Shack.
I unravel like... like...
Plus, after seeing you flee the spider like a baby,
and slap more times than I can remember.
Also this acid she spit in my face.
If you pretend we're right-side up,
Yep, yep. I deserve that.
I mess everything up.
Tell me, Stan, before I transform,
You trick me.
My style involve more over-sized props.
The good news is, I've solve the mystery
Truth is, I've been divorce once,
pick-up artists tend to get our heads bitten off.
You bet I am.
I was blind by flattery.
Everything you taught me worked too well.
Whoa, I seem to have lost my number.
You'll never guess where my mom gave birth.
Why, you gol-darned son of a no-good!
Maybe you could tell me sometime.
Listen carefully.
We don't normally get men this handsome round these parts.
When you get lost, stay exactly where you are,
Look, earlier this summer, I ruined my chances with Wendy.
Well, sometimes it leads to unexpected consequences.
Bro, I thought you were finally past all this.
this deep into the forest?
You know, I actually have.
And be kind of annoying, but in a loveable way.
You can totally kill me later,
Okay. You gotta take a picture of me, though.
So, uh, come here often?
this was one of the best days ever.
Can I sit up front today?
I mean, is it bad to flirt with this many girls at once?
When it comes to girls, always be confident,
Kid, that was ingenious!
[loudly] There, there. Let my calming voice soothe you.
Ah, so embarrassed.
We're doomed!
Kid, those useless pamphlets have never helped a single person.
You're so brave.
That's your dumb obsession with Wendy gettin' in the way
less sweaty and more charming.
Well, sometimes it leads to unexpected consequences.
to bad-mouth innocent jerks.
Oh, fancy.
I'm so excited, I can't breathe!
You, with your cheesy lines and fake confidence?
Ooh! Informational travel pamphlets.
- Whoa! - So weird.
to be a sad loner like Toby Determined.
Did our romantic log ride mean nothing to you?
Ugh! I'm okay.