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Gravity Falls » Season 2 » A Tale of Two Stans

00:29:08

Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal

1984

Words to remember

Nouns

1) shenanigan

to see what kind of shenanigan you get up to in there.
2) knick

Why am I standing in some sort of goofy, fun knick-knack house?
3) omelet

Football player with an omelet?!
4) weirdo

where weirdo like me fit in.
5) chamois

Then you need the chamois of the future.
6) goon

I'll pay your goon back, I swear.
7) taffy

Look, there's a saltwater taffy store on the dock,
8) teacup

I know what you two little broken teacup need.
9) weirdness

a dimension of weirdness leaking into ours.
10) mullet

I've got a mullet, Stanford.
11) bandage

Are you sick of bandage that are hard to remove?
12) dork

Listen, dork, and listen good.
13) enchantment

to a world of enchantment or whatever.
14) undergrad

I went from undergrad to PhD
15) mabel

Hey, hi. Mabel here.
16) goblin

and the occasional goblin monster.
17) niece

I have a niece, and a nephew?
18) pawn

above the family pawn shop.

Verbs

1) spellbind

Oh, man, I was so spellbound by your dramatic tale,
2) knucklehead

What have you been doing all these years, you knucklehead?
3) unleash

I fear we've unleash a great danger on the world.
4) haunt

Possibly haunt by pirate ghosts.
5) sabotage

who sabotage my entire future?
6) reckon

I reckon. [spits]
7) nag

but something nag at me.
8) swear

I'll pay your goons back, I swear.
9) owe

You owe us some answers.
10) rename

Later rename the Mystery Shack.
11) dub

I dub thee the Stan O' War.
12) harness

But it could just as easily be harness
13) align

I'm hoping all this align exactly with my fan-fic, Stan.
14) predict

Yeah, I predict you were gonna hang up.
15) punch

a punch hole through a weak spot in our dimension.
16) destroy

Destroy it before it destroy us all!
17) fake

And I fake a car crash to prove it.
18) quit

One I'd just as soon forget. I quit.

Adverbs

1) insanely

This was an insanely risky move,
2) abnormally

As if his abnormally high IQ wasn't enough,
3) luckily

Luckily, I struck another kind of gold.
4) accidentally

Okay. I might've accidentally been...
5) statistically

statistically improbable.
6) incredibly

One of them is incredibly gifted.
7) wherever

Wherever we go, we go together.
8) meanwhile

Meanwhile, your old Uncle Stan was doing great.
9) apparently

Apparently, gold is some kind of rare metal.
10) unfortunately

Unfortunately, the treasure hunting business
11) forever

At least you'll have one son here in New Jersey forever.
12) possibly

Possibly haunted by pirate ghosts.
13) twice

In a place like that, I had to work twice as hard.
14) exactly

I'm hoping all this aligns exactly with my fan-fic, Stan.
15) sometimes

sometimes outside of it,
16) finally

Finally, after all these long years of waiting,
17) behind

You left me behind, you jerk.
18) outside

sometimes outside of it,

Adjectives

1) shipwrecked

A shipwrecked sailboat.
2) nerdy

And then, there was my nerdy twin brother Stanford.
3) unreported

from an unreported meteor shower.
4) unstoppable

and be an unstoppable team of adventurers.
5) overpriced

No, you're overpriced.
6) dum

Not stupider than you, dum-dum.
7) pathological

Mom was a pathological liar,
8) risky

This was an insanely risky move,
9) perpetual

Kid, a perpetual motion machine has one job--
10) feasible

Well, that's mathematically feasible,
11) disappointed

If not, I will be very disappointed.
12) dumb

and you're just a dumb, sweatier version of him.
13) distant

in some distant galaxy,
14) occasional

and the occasional goblin monster.
15) impressed

I'm not impressed.
16) enormous

and was awarded an enormous grant
17) rid

You want me to get rid of this book?
18) strict

Dad was a strict man.

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