Name: A Tale of Two Stans
Released: 2016-09-27
Cast: Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal

1) shenanigan ( махинация )

to see what kind of shenanigan you get up to in there.
2) knick ( нике )

Why am I standing in some sort of goofy, fun knick-knack house?
3) omelet ( омлет )

Football player with an omelet?!
4) weirdo ( чудак )

where weirdo like me fit in.
5) chamois ( замша )

Then you need the chamois of the future.
6) goon ( жлоб )

I'll pay your goon back, I swear.
7) taffy ( ириска )

Look, there's a saltwater taffy store on the dock,
8) teacup ( чашка )

I know what you two little broken teacup need.
9) weirdness ( странность )

a dimension of weirdness leaking into ours.
10) mullet ( кефаль )

I've got a mullet, Stanford.
11) bandage ( бандаж )

Are you sick of bandage that are hard to remove?
12) dork ( мужлан )

Listen, dork, and listen good.
13) enchantment ( чары )

to a world of enchantment or whatever.
14) undergrad ( старшекурсник )

I went from undergrad to PhD
15) mabel ( мейбл )

Hey, hi. Mabel here.
16) goblin ( гоблин )

and the occasional goblin monster.
17) niece ( племянница )

I have a niece, and a nephew?
18) pawn ( пешка )

above the family pawn shop.

1) spellbind ( завораживают )

Oh, man, I was so spellbound by your dramatic tale,
2) knucklehead ( болван )

What have you been doing all these years, you knucklehead?
3) unleash ( развязать )

I fear we've unleash a great danger on the world.
4) haunt ( преследовать )

Possibly haunt by pirate ghosts.
5) sabotage ( саботаж )

who sabotage my entire future?
6) reckon ( думаю )

I reckon. [spits]
7) nag ( кляча )

but something nag at me.
8) swear ( клянусь )

I'll pay your goons back, I swear.
9) owe ( должен )

You owe us some answers.
10) rename ( переименовать )

Later rename the Mystery Shack.
11) dub ( даб )

I dub thee the Stan O' War.
12) harness ( жгут )

But it could just as easily be harness
13) align ( выровнять )

I'm hoping all this align exactly with my fan-fic, Stan.
14) predict ( прогнозировать )

Yeah, I predict you were gonna hang up.
15) punch ( пунш )

a punch hole through a weak spot in our dimension.
16) destroy ( уничтожить )

Destroy it before it destroy us all!
17) fake ( подделка )

And I fake a car crash to prove it.
18) quit ( бросить )

One I'd just as soon forget. I quit.

1) insanely ( безумно )

This was an insanely risky move,
2) abnormally ( ненормально )

As if his abnormally high IQ wasn't enough,
3) luckily ( к счастью )

Luckily, I struck another kind of gold.
4) accidentally ( случайно )

Okay. I might've accidentally been...
5) statistically ( статистически )

statistically improbable.
6) incredibly ( невероятно )

One of them is incredibly gifted.
7) wherever ( где )

Wherever we go, we go together.
8) meanwhile ( тем временем )

Meanwhile, your old Uncle Stan was doing great.
9) apparently ( видимо )

Apparently, gold is some kind of rare metal.
10) unfortunately ( к сожалению )

Unfortunately, the treasure hunting business
11) forever ( навсегда )

At least you'll have one son here in New Jersey forever.
12) possibly ( возможно )

Possibly haunted by pirate ghosts.
13) twice ( дважды )

In a place like that, I had to work twice as hard.
14) exactly ( точно )

I'm hoping all this aligns exactly with my fan-fic, Stan.
15) sometimes ( иногда )

sometimes outside of it,
16) finally ( наконец )

Finally, after all these long years of waiting,
17) behind ( позади )

You left me behind, you jerk.
18) outside ( снаружи )

sometimes outside of it,

1) shipwrecked ( кораблекрушение )

A shipwrecked sailboat.
2) nerdy ( занудная )

And then, there was my nerdy twin brother Stanford.
3) unreported ( несообщенных )

from an unreported meteor shower.
4) unstoppable ( неостановимо )

and be an unstoppable team of adventurers.
5) overpriced ( переоценены )

No, you're overpriced.
6) dum ( дум )

Not stupider than you, dum-dum.
7) pathological ( патологические )

Mom was a pathological liar,
8) risky ( рискованно )

This was an insanely risky move,
9) perpetual ( вечный )

Kid, a perpetual motion machine has one job--
10) feasible ( осуществимо )

Well, that's mathematically feasible,
11) disappointed ( разочарован )

If not, I will be very disappointed.
12) dumb ( тупой )

and you're just a dumb, sweatier version of him.
13) distant ( отдаленные )

in some distant galaxy,
14) occasional ( иногда )

and the occasional goblin monster.
15) impressed ( впечатлен )

I'm not impressed.
16) enormous ( огромное )

and was awarded an enormous grant
17) rid ( избавить )

You want me to get rid of this book?
18) strict ( строгий )

Dad was a strict man.

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