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00:22:07
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
1756
Get me a flagon of your daintiest honeysuckle, please.
Ancient incantation about a being with answers.
Blinded by his flattery and games.
Dipper's been pretty paranoid
Not to mention you're crushing, like, ten dandelion right now.
Yeah, the whole "pure of heart" racket
Are you suggesting violence? Sabotage?
You can't keep that rift safe forever.
droned only by the deepest-voiced druid of old.
so I 'll just have to find my next pawn
one must bellow this ancient chant,
It seemed that I was on the verge
I read the inscription aloud, but nothing happened,
My first word was unicorn,
You have 24 hours to get these pug across the U.S. border.
Let's see, the gnome tavern is over there.
If we can't Bill-proof the shack,
We're jerk, okay.
drone only by the deepest-voiced druids of old.
They tickle my face and make me laugh.
I swear. I've been framed.
Besides, my mind can't be erase anyway, remember? ( clanging )
Just spill it, half-pint.
It warn me not to read them,
Why were you shaking hands with Bill?
The important thing is, we defeat him twice.
That is mess up, man.
I have encounter many dark beings in my time, Dipper.
for Bill's trick is because Bill trick me.
Accounts differ of his true motivations and origins.
Oh, quit playing dumb IQ.
Guys, shut up.
Bill, you lie to me!
- do either of you recognize this symbol? - ( both gasp)
I bet you ten bucks nothing happens.
Blinded by his flattery and games.
I read the inscription aloud, but nothing happened,
I am literally obsessed with unicorns.
Unlikely. I've dealt with unicorns before,
Besides, my mind can't be erased anyway, remember? ( clanging )
Those are basically children's dreams.
I personally had a metal plate installed in my head.
You can't keep that rift safe forever.
The important thing is, we defeated him twice.
step forth, girl of pure, perfect heart.
she's gonna say I'm absolutely, 100%, bona fide...
"Oh, man" indeed.
So what is Bill exactly?
I'm so embarrassed about earlier.
is just a line we use to get humans to leave us alone.
Are you going to tell us we're finally of age
Unicorns reside deep within an enchanted glade,
but recently, I've been slacking
Uh, no, actually.
We're crazed, angry, sweaty animals.
I'm so embarrassed about earlier.
Unicorns reside deep within an enchanted glade,
I am literally obsessed with unicorns.
it would be "frustrating."
when I had the most peculiar dream.
Tell it to the adorable owl we've dressed as a judge.
Aren't you a sight for sore eye.
but it's just not feasible in this economy.
Oh, quit playing dumb IQ.
and far more twisted.
to get rid of us.
All right, Grunkle Stan's gotta have some decent board games.
that he chose one brilliant mind a century to inspire.
Careful!
It's okay to give children weapons, right?
never made it out alive."
My brother's a dangerous know-it-all.