Name: Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls
Released: 2016-09-27
Cast: Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal

1) knucklehead

( chuckles ) I've missed you knucklehead too.
2) graffito

You really think some caveman graffiti
3) townsfolk

Besides, I'm sure wherever the rest of the townsfolk are,
4) unpleasantness

now that the... unpleasantness is over.
5) balderdash

These scribbles are a bunch of cockamamie balderdash!
6) dipper

Dipper, now!
7) scribble

These scribble are a bunch of cockamamie balderdash!
8) caveman

You really think some caveman graffiti
9) weirdness

my weirdness can't escape the magical confines of this town!
10) spectacles

Much like the spectacles need to be someone scholarly.
11) fella

McGUCKET: All right, fella!
12) macaroni

And here's a macaroni interpretation of my emotions.
13) carcass

It's not just a dead fish butt sewn to a monkey carcass,
14) niece

to celebrate his niece and nephew's thirteenth birthday
15) sweetie

Do it, sweetie. do the one thing
16) chant

ALL CHANT: One of us! One of us!
17) unicorn

with your unicorn voodoo
18) mermaid

Like this mermaid:
19) riches

I'll give you anything-- money, fame, riches,
20) penthouse

You're in the penthouse suite, kid!
21) nephew

to celebrate his niece and nephew's thirteenth birthday
22) nuisance

Kids, you knuckleheads were nothin' but a nuisance
23) mister

You're Mister Mystery now, Soos.

1) liberate

I liberate my dimension, Stanford, and I'm here to liberate yours.
2) regenerate

I just regenerate that eye!
3) sew

It's not just a dead fish butt sew to a monkey carcass,
4) butcher

I have butcher millions on countless moons!
5) impress

which everyone is impress by.
6) scare

Don't you ever scare me like that again!
7) erase

You're gettin' erase.
8) pretend

and seemed happy when we pretend to listen.
9) prohibit

is strictly prohibit by--
10) fragment

( Bill's voice fragment and distorts )
11) bust

More like bust your pants, loser!
12) freeze

Remember how you told me right before you were frozen
13) declare

I now officially declare you: technically teenagers.
14) smell

"Day Two. Grunkle Stan smell weird
15) shake

unless I shake your hand and let you in.
16) defeat

With Bill defeat,
17) mess

How did things get so mess up between us?
18) hammer

So I was hammer signs out back
19) rid

and I'm glad to be rid of ya.
20) trick

You've trick me for the last time!
21) advise

Viewers are advise to look away
22) detect

but I'm detect some strange new anomalies
23) shut

That's why I'm shut down the Mystery Shack for good!

1) accidentally

I keep accidentally flexing through my sweater!
2) technically

I now officially declare you: technically teenagers.
3) aboard

All aboard.
4) wherever

Besides, I'm sure wherever the rest of the townsfolk are,
5) literally

Don't forget who literally created the end of the world.
6) somehow

and somehow it's still always
7) strictly

is strictly prohibited by--
8) besides

Besides, I'm sure wherever the rest of the townsfolk are,
9) overnight

has made millions overnight submitting his patents
10) somewhere

I knowmy Grunkle is in there somewhere!
11) apart

Switch clothes and no one can tell us apart.
12) forever

This experience will forever scar Tad Strange.
13) forth

Brains and so forth!
14) immediately

I'll move in immediately.
15) alone

but I think I might be too old to go it alone.
16) perhaps

BILL: Perhaps torturing those kids will make you talk!
17) finally

finally your dimension will be free!
18) recently

I've recently had a multi-dimensional makeover!
19) outside

Uh, we've got Bill outside,
20) actually

I think we actually have a chance to beat Bill
21) inside

It's not the Ritz, but at least the monsters inside know how to massage.
22) soon

(monster voice) See ya real soon!
23) along

when you can't get along?

1) disembodied

Larry King's disembodied wax head wants num-nums.
2) evasive

( all gasp ) Evasive maneuvers!
3) nerdy

Me and my--heh!-- nerdy bro over here
4) invincible

made the crazy place invincible to weirdness.
5) brute

with brute force!
6) darn

It's this darn plan to save my brother.
7) adorable

Adorable!
8) uncomfortable

You're gonna ruin this! I've never held hands this long, and I very uncomfortable!
9) delightful

Those weird cow-monsters are delightful!
10) literal

They symbol's needn't all be literal, Dipper.
11) insane

Let me go! You insane three-sided--
12) beloved

our beloved Gravity Falls is back to normal.
13) dumb

and now that that dumb baby's out of the way,
14) fascinating

Fascinating!
15) deaf

Hey, I'm short, not deaf!
16) twisted

turned into a twisted throne of human agony.
17) fatal

You're a real wiseguy, but you made one fatal mistake.
18) infinite

infinite power, your own galaxy!
19) incoming

Everyone! Incoming!
20) calm

Look at this place-- a perfect, calm, orderly void.
21) injured

leading a bunch of injured stragglers through the forest.
22) curious

But if you're curious, don't wait.
23) occupied

but I don't know how long we can keep him occupied.

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