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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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Plus there's shuffleboard, cards.
My stools won't know what to do! But that'll be the mortician's problem.
But there is a tantrum brewing in me the likes of which this mall has never seen.
Is that-- Is that a nightstand from the Country Mystique Collection?
Can we have one family meal without someone flashing their genitalia?
♪ ♪ [ TV ] Is-Is that monkey working as a green grocer? Ohh!
Hello? Clown dispatcher? [ Dial Tone ]
I'm gonna dump it then go for a jog. You know, clear my head.
- I've got arthritis. - My cataract are as thick as nickels.
We're helpless-- like a turned-over tortoise in the sun.
Someone's niece came in and played the harp. It was wonderful.
Roger, look what I bought! It's a hamster ball, but I modified it.
[ Snot ] Are those khaki? [ Barry ] A braided belt?
He's gonna have man breath, and his poop won't smell good anymore.
[ Grunts ] My little deep sleeper.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
I don't know what's going on, if you're Steve's nephew or whatever.
Horrible time, puberty. Years of sadness, rejection and confusion.
It's like an egg ate garlic and fart in a sulfur pit!
And if you weren't before you are now, because you're intrigue by this moment.
What she needs to give him is an ice pack, because I slap him in the face.
Lisa, no! It's me! I swear!
I want a bike just like this one, except not stolen from the kid down the street.
Smells worse than that Dumpster at the crab restaurant!
Look at me, being escort around town by this handsome little gentleman.
- Oh, you are so cute! - I'm not suppose to be cute!
He comes from an oily family. Plus he'll be getting his butt kick through it all.
Moving on. There is a choice between brass and wood drawer pull.
these mean pretty girls caught me and kept scrubbing me all over with soap.
One day when I was shower after gym class,
We've lost our son.
Still, I can't believe everyone forgot my birthday.
What the hell happen to me?
Have you ever been beat naked in a gym shower, Stan?
Okay. I guess we'll just have to prepare ourselves for puberty.
It's like an egg ate garlic and farted in a sulfur pit!
Oh! It's just so unexpected. I mean, the outside is so nicely landscaped.
Apparently, his grandmother gave it to him.
Wow, that is weird stuff, and we are certainly gonna talk about it after my party.
Our little 80-year-old boy is out there, scared and all alone.
Oh, God, I'm gonna be sick! I finally hit puberty!
First, to assure you that Steve will be at the dance and is looking forward to it.
[ Stan ] Yeah, especially Steve.
Sure, our bellies are warm now, but soon it will be dark...
She's agreed to give you one more chance, and wants to meet you later today.
[ Gasps ] No, I didn't. I went too far. That wasn't cool.
Have you ever been beaten naked in a gym shower, Stan?
I guess I'll head back to the lab and straighten this thing out once and for all.
I'm not using these! I'm never using these! - [ Together ] No!
- What are you doing? - I can't do it again, man. I'm leavin'.
They must have given me too much. Francine, how could you?
We have been goofing around with this one thing, but it's classified.
Look at them down there planning my birthday party.
They must have given me too much. Francine, how could you?
Oh, the senseless beatings.
You think? Well, I got my pubic hair back-- a whole bunch of 'em.
Since we last met I had a little pituitary problem.
Hi. I'd like to rent a bouncy castle and a sober clown for my friend Roger this Saturday.
Oh! It's just so unexpected. I mean, the outside is so nicely landscaped.
I'm a-- [ Bleeps ] damn toddler!
Wow, that is weird stuff, and we are certainly gonna talk about it after my party.
- I've got arthritis. - My cataracts are as thick as nickels.
Saints alive! Minus 14 in Minneapolis? Oh, ho! No, thank you.
Yes! Gross!
Mary Tyler Moore is such an icy bitch in this. It's fantastic.
He'll get painful acne, back-ne, ass-ne, inner ear-ne.
I'm tired of talking to the kid about that movie and just getting a blank stare.
Sure, our bellies are warm now, but soon it will be dark...
And even though we were all wet and naked and slippery,
So smart.
He makes it difficult to negotiate.
- Mom! - Your mom is dead, boy. I killed her.