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00:21:55
Seth MacFarlane
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Which in my opinion makes all your dramatics on the kitchen floor...
Will you look? Somebody picked out all the wasabi peas.
That's for Pervert Awareness. That's for Interior Design.
Smart boy. What can I buy you-- new baseball mitt, skateboard?
[ Klaus ] Ambush, huh?
Tennis racket? Slazenger.
♪ Bye-bye, mein lieber Herr Farewell, m ein lieber Herr ♪
Oh, good. The morphine is finally kicking in.
then I made a pun, and, finally, I blamed rap.
You are given to disguise from time to time, yes?
the sale, use and consumption of all tran fats.
who takes his pints down at The Cat and the Fiddle,
who takes his pint down at The Cat and the Fiddle,
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Will you look? Somebody picked out all the wasabi pea.
Indeed. I was born to peasants in the quaint hamlet of--
Smart boy. What can I buy you-- new baseball mitt, skateboard?
What's my favorite breakfast sausage? Weisswurst.
I bedazzle my genitalia.
Listen. I just mow my lawn. You wanna smoke the excess grass?
I have this bike helmet which crushes my ears, itch my head...
Unless, of course, this kick revive you.
I've sew on all my new Scout badges.
You've been in a medically induce coma.
Owed a fortune to the East German mafia.
I have this bike helmet which crush my ears, itches my head...
My boy! Tonight we feast.
She got bust getting high in the parking lot of a multiplex.
Oh. Now you remind me of the dead kittens.
What's in the basket? Um-- Uh, sandwich for the poor.
I smell good things,
and people shouldn't be publicly shame for not following it.
I've been assign to watch the city line and inspect for trans fats.
I blame rap lyrics. Damn you, Heavy D!
I was shamed, I suffer, and I've moved on.
before they have them destroy.
Wait. Why are you bearing down on me menacingly?
You've been in a medically induced coma.
Dad, you're such a hypocrite. Besides, that law is totally legit.
Oh, do you? Indeed.
Are you alone in there? Uh--
Perhaps I should tell you all this stuff first.
Goin' the wrong way. I get turned around sometimes.
then I made a pun, and, finally, I blamed rap.
And frankly, the family's recently been far more concerned...
Actually, we just need you to sign this affidavit...
Later, we'll go for ice cream.
And frankly, the family's recently been far more concerned...
My helmet is the only thing holding a Cambodian boy's head together.
Oh, wait. There is something else you should know.
Like the English did years ago.
There goes the only man I'll ever love.
Poor Roker. He will always be fat.
Don't give me "can't." You're gonna have to try hard,
at bit uncalled for, but whatever.
Their food is atrocious. I miss Lady Di.
But I can't because the C.I.A. made me a freaking fish!
My helmet is the only thing holding a Cambodian boy's head together.
Local crime beat be damned! I'm taking you to the hospital.
No better way to shame a first-time petty lawbreaker...
♪ ♪ [ Whistling ] Ah, well, that was just delightful.
Lovely day for a fast, short, backward drive, isn't it? [ Tires Screech ]
There. You're all caught up. That is so unfair.
Okay. Not bored yet. Keep talking.
I seen you come this way an awful lot lately.
It just makes every single thing delicious.
You look into its sweet, innocent face and say,
Or they put your picture in the paper. Well, it's a stupid law.
B-But that's a stupid law. And it's okay to break those, right, Dad?
I'm mad at myself.
[ Clattering Continues ] this quiet direction here.
and make your job a lot more exciting?