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00:21:49
Seth MacFarlane
24
I'm starting a new ethnic slur. Did it take? [ Knocks ]
You've got scoliosis. What? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Is it like one of those belts weight lifter wear at the Olympics...
And look. We can hang your allergy pills here, your asthma inhaler there and--
I only know two things: perpetual virginity and ribs.
It's not curved, is it, fella? All right. First, I'm not looking down.
from a chiropractor, in his van, in the alley behind the 7-Eleven.
Wow. The devil invented stress, but God struck back with the sandalwood foot scrub.
so they don't blow out their rectum?
Oh, brownie!
Big breath, sweetie. But--
Because you're not in it yet. You want me to get in your suitcase?
I will now attempt to poop out these blocks.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Stupid back brace. [ Clanging ]
You were supposed to stop me. The gesture should have been enough.
Wow. The devil invented stress, but God struck back with the sandalwood foot scrub.
For supper, will you make me Mickey Mouse pancakes?
I guess I misjudge you folks.
Because I-- I need to get them appraise, for insurance purposes.
It's bungee to my wrist.
I had horrific acne and was ridicule mercilessly for it.
Wow. The devil invent stress, but God struck back with the sandalwood foot scrub.
H-He'll understand when he sees what I've endure.
so the whole defensive line shave our heads in solidarity.
Steve, please, I'm beg you. [ Dial Tone ]
Fine. You got us. We're bust.
Hey, Steve. Is that Irish Spring? Smells great.
Your mama sounds like a mess-up bitch.
Being trap in this room is stressing me out.
Ew. Look at Steve Smith. Is it suppose to be curved like that?
I can't help but think your father would have had this case solve by now.
He's wearing his hair. He lie to me.
Your father was the one who threw footballs at my stomach...
But I will. I promise.
Wow. The devil invented stress, but God struck back with the sandalwood foot scrub.
I had horrific acne and was ridiculed mercilessly for it.
Ironically, of course. [ Laughs ] No-- No girl wants any of that.
Apparently, a side effect of the acne treatment was total loss of--
So now I'm gonna be bald forever.
Well, you're lucky. We normally charge 1,800 bucks a head.
Not exactly. [ Gasps ]
You've got scoliosis. What? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Dad, just leave me alone.
I'm finally part of the group. Don't ruin this for me.
Instead it just made you a cripple.
Oh, I am so looking forward to this week.
Especially not your mother. She'd lose all interest in me.
[ Steve ] I'm almost to Mom, sucka. I can already smell the Chimdale salt flats.
It actually works out great during two-a-days. Keeps your head cool.
Oh, once isn't enough? No, Roger, I meant it as a good thing.
Mom, we have to go. How often does Roger win free passes to a first-class spa?
I will not take it easy! And you know who else won't take it easy?
Mm-hmm. That's what you said four weeks ago.
Behind your creepy, deformed back.
There, there. It's okay. It was relentless.
[ Chuckles ] You poor, naive, crooked-backed S.O.B.
I wasted all that time being ashamed for nothing?
I only know two things: perpetual virginity and ribs.
- [ Together ] Huh? - I'm told it's not uncommon for married persons to kiss.
Ew. Look at Steve Smith. Is it supposed to be curved like that?
What? Yeah. That was just nonsense. I'm bald.
It was so awful! They called me everything.
Just look at little Helen Keller. Deaf, dumb and blind,
so the whole defensive line shaved our heads in solidarity.
You're bald? Um, um--
Mmm. Delicious.
I tried everything to get rid of it, but nothing seemed to work.
But I'm really nervous. What if they catch us?
Well, this sophomore girl got killed in a drunk driving accident,
Don't Portuguese out on me.
Caution. Objects in mirror may be sad than they appear.