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00:21:44
Seth MacFarlane
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Duh-duh-duh-duh-- She's a beaut. Duh-duh-duh-duh--
[ Spanish Accent ] Did someone order a spot-on Rosie Perez impersonator?
Oh, man. Remember that dental hygienist we met?
Ungrateful mutt. And I'm talking about Sheila.
If you want to start your lawn mower on the first pull,
[ Motor Stops ] How's the meat loaf?
Listen. Thanks for all the sex, but we're in a recession,
I miss my dog! Biscuit! I miss Biscuit!
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
[ All ] Spit and rinse! [ Laughing ]
Cheese and cracker! [ Bleep ] That hurt! [ Light Switch Clicks ]
If I can start it 10 times in a row without a single stall,
You haven't talked to anybody, and you're putting lipstick on your eyelids.
How about a plate of my nad and cheese!
Then crystal meth got its hooks into us.
This thong gives me an ass rash, but the boys love it.
He turned out to be a real jerk.
Thank you for my new belt buckle.
Yes, arouse?
Yeah, last week we snuck into the zoo, and Sanders fought a panda.
Better than sitting at home with the wife, bore out of my--
Went to the A.T.M., bust out my $40 quick cash.
[ Sheila ] Where are you going, you mug?
Yeah, you knock out guys like a girl. Oh, yeah?
[ Gasps ] Oh, no, she stole Dick's car. Those guys are in the trunk!
Probably to sell it 'cause Dick refuse to pay her.
That's right. I'm nail your barber.
You four, get out. These three men belong to me.
Tyler invite me to a party tonight. Semiformal.
You know, I heard they shot Cilantro's "El Perro" video in the bathroom.
No one smile at either of us at the mall today.
Let me get my info. I really appreciate you-- Ow!
No way! Look who escape.
Ah, I promise Francine I'd come home.
Oh, my God! When she pull out that card, it looked exactly like my card.
Avril Lavigne! She suck!
What if I fall asleep? I could die in here.
Stan, why don't you come out with us sometime? We're doing it again tonight.
Oh, my God! When she pulled out that card, it looked exactly like my card.
Part of the group! I'm part of the group! And now I'm alone.
Instead of wondering if you're in the middle of gender-reassignment surgery.
We're almost there. It's just another block. Hookers!
Who does he need to call so fast?
This is the best pig party ever.
No, Stan. We were out last night partying-- hard.
I wish, but I made a promise. And Stan Smith has never broken a promise.
Stan, why don't you come out with us sometime? We're doing it again tonight.
men would find you attractive too.
She got it all-- the house, the car, even the dog.
All right now. It's time for Bernie's gardening tip of the week.
That's where I got this.
Jaramillo is the most ruthless killer and crime lord on the Eastern Seaboard.
Stan, it's over. There's nothing you can do.
I just had my colors done, and Lydia tells me I'm an autumn.
You're just jealous. You know, if you fixed yourself up a little,
It's ridiculous to let other people judge us based on how we look.
Stan, how explosive! What's going on?
Bye, boys. It was a memorable night.
Ah, nothing more relaxing than a nice cigar.
C.I.A. Very impressive. [ Snaps Fingers ]
- Stan! - What are you so surprised about?
[ Grunts ] Damn it, damn thong.
men would find you attractive too.
Hang tough in there, buddy. I'm gonna get you to a hospital. I promise.
and we'll see how purple your majesty gets.
Oh, man. Remember that dental hygienist we met?
Well, I could be missing the bottom portion of my clothes,
You're a dead man, Al!
Perfect. Everything's perfect.
I'll have a nice evening alone--
[ Sobs ] I'm fine! Dick, are-- Are you crying?
Roger, I've been standing with you here the whole time.