Name: Bill Murphy's Night Off
Released: 2018-12-16
Cast: Laura Dern, Justin Long, Bill Burr

1) preserver

We've only got one life preserver left. We got to make this count!
2) derailment

[Jeffords] We'll have updates on the train derailment at 11.
3) hacksaw

Goomer, when you needed to borrow that rope, shovel, hacksaw, duct tape,
4) taxicab

There's a taxicab coming down the street.
5) foxtrot

Niner-niner, Sierra Hotel, foxtrot, A-beam, Plast-A-Ware Tower,
6) laundromat

And don't ever fuck in a laundromat!
7) albino

Going to get you an albino!
8) culvert

A helicopter has crash-landed in a storm culvert
9) slag

and use it to filter the steel slag out of our water supply.
10) fiend

[Babe] You fucking dope fiend!
11) scarecrow

Does he have red hair like a scarecrow?
12) alderman

Stay tuned for the alderman candidates' debate on Channel Nine.
13) discus

I was a discus thrower in college.
14) shovel

Goomer, when you needed to borrow that rope, shovel, hacksaw, duct tape,
15) steamer

"The Screamin' Steamer,"
16) sucker

It means I got about five minutes to get this sucker on the ground.
17) bleach

When the fuck did I become the bleach guy?
18) sweetheart

Oh, he sure is, sweetheart.

1) freckle

Come on, you freckle fucko.
2) rend

And you rent the place, you fucking gypsy!
3) squish

I squish my hate into a beautiful diamond.
4) slump

Skin the color of flour? Slumped shoulders?
5) poop

[Sue] That little dog just poop everywhere.
6) explode

A guy explode in front of me and you told me to shove it down.
7) nominate

We're gonna get nominate for a "Fuckie."
8) outlaw

who outlaw the Bonecoming Dance!
9) scare

She scare me, Dad.
10) swear

And I swear to you, we'll never forget that again.
11) inspire

You've inspire me, Rosie! I can do it!
12) expose

We can't yet because if that expose wire hits the water,
13) interrupt

I interrupt this debate with live breaking actual news!
14) scream

Jesus Christ, I scream it into your face about ten fucking times!
15) steal

and then I stole his bike. Okay?
16) propose

-Such as? -Well, I propose we take
17) smell

and your house smell like a bear pissed in it!
18) trap

According to police, a young boy is trap in the water of the culvert

1) accidentally

slurping spaghetti that accidentally ends in a kiss
2) aboard

[man] All aboard!
3) forever

Fuck you, you're grounded forever!
4) alone

left him there all alone and scared with no money
5) fucking

You fucking psycho!
6) almost

You got a third-degree sunburn and almost killed a kid.
7) outside

That's why I'm outside shouting his full fucking name!
8) enough

Before you know it, I'll be old enough to wait tables
9) later

We'll pick you up later!
10) together

and we've been through a lot together.
11) ago

Unless the light came on five minutes ago and I was too high to see it.
12) ever

But no one ever pays attention in this family!
13) sure

Oh, he sure is, sweetheart.
14) least

At least I got all my kids, asshole!
15) always

Always about to cry?
16) never

Aw, you've never run away before.
17) again

Ah, that fucking family bites us in the ass again.
18) live

I interrupt this debate with live breaking actual news!

1) thieving

Oh, that thieving little bastard!
2) nubian

Whatever you say, my Nubian king.
3) dope

[Babe] You fucking dope fiend!
4) damned

The man had relations with a damned fire truck Dalmatian.
5) engaging

Engaging night vision.
6) distant

[distant police siren}
7) grateful

If you could help us look for Bill, we'd be really grateful.
8) precious

Ginny, I've come to appreciate how precious every second of life is.
9) fucked

Get fucked, you little redheaded narc!
10) stupid

but for now we got to find your stupid brother
11) satisfied

Everybody satisfied? God!
12) okay

-Oh, my God, it jumped the tracks? -He'll be okay, honey.
13) alive

Everyone's alive and safe.
14) mad

Just tell me the truth, Sweet Pea. Daddy won't be mad.
15) proud

We're proud of you, Daddy.
16) evil

I just have one scene as evil Dean Cockstopper
17) proper

She scares me right proper.
18) sweet

That's sweet.

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