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00:28:05
Laura Dern, Justin Long, Bill Burr
14
I once built seven latrine in one afternoon.
Your caboose is catching my boot!
while these two rump rangers take a handful of Crisco,
you're a fucking bummer, man.
Today I am 15. Mustache should be popping in any minute.
So, would you rather be a bird or an amphibian?
And thank you fella for helping me out.
I'm gonna go cool my armpit in your refrigerator.
From now on, I'm going to turn my frown upside down.
How will these delinquent influence his goody-two-shoe upbringing?
Don't you see enough of those two dope when you're in goblin land?
-What? -You're a poop head!
Mommy's coming, lovey from my tummy!
You got to keep them down. It's good for morale.
Happy birthday, sweetheart.
My son is not a liar. You're the liar!
Sniper don't see you then.
I once had to share a stale cracker with two other men.
I looked at that American soldier, the one who liberate me,
I didn't get fingered. I drown!
[Marie] How dare you invade the sanctity of my garbage pail!
You annoy the fuck out of me!
And you blush way too easy. [chuckles]
Christ, you looked like a shave guinea pig with no ears.
and she just toss it in with the coffee grounds!
Ooh, that's the last one, I swear!
It cut me like I owe it money.
That remind me of the time I was in L.A.
Someone broke into our home last night and stole it.
[Marie] How dare you invade the sanctity of my garbage pail!
than that little river fish that swim up your dick hole.
-I already butter it. -Well, do it again.
I once destroy seven latrines in one afternoon.
and I hung out with Sonny and Cher on their yacht.
You're suppose to tell Mommy.
I didn't get finger. I drowned!
I know it took awhile,
I'm gonna personally give you flight lessons.
Yeah, that's a load-bearing wall, Frank. So you definitely need--
Oh, absolutely, Princess.
Well, that's not exactly what--
He's so fucking sad.
but I finally heard the hard truth about my invention.
You know, I recently got clean and...
Your eyes were scary and so round.
We could all be having a good time real soon.
You ready to go fast?
Plus now we have a chance to spend some time together, just the big dogs.
You'll be up there making someone else puke before you know it.
Your dad left about an hour ago, Kevin.
If you two ever got on a tandem bicycle, ho-ho, watch out!
You sure you're okay?
I once built seven latrines in one afternoon.
Wow, I always thought officers were pricks.
Quick, feed me Choczillas brand supe sugar cereal!
off this hunk of shit house that was way overpriced.
[Chet] Looks a little warped, too.
Don't you see enough of those two dopes when you're in goblin land?
I once had to share a stale cracker with two other men.
[Hobo Jojo] Ouch!
But now that I'm sober, and I really hear you,
Eh, I'm exhausted. Let's take a break.
Ow! Asshole wood!
♪ If one brother's deceased ♪
Fat and deaf.
It's the eternal struggle.
It's gorgeous.
Just the gals gossiping and making authentic Italian sandwiches.
He's so fucking sad.
Stupid dick!
If Chet says it's okay, then it's okay!
[Christopher Blue's "Happy Just to be Alive" playing]