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00:28:07
Laura Dern, Justin Long, Bill Burr
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Repulsed by my double entendre?
Especially these ones, they're full of lice and Chinese newspapers.
More like a hearse for my soul.
who craps golden turd and treats his wife like dirt.
No! I got indigestion from that truck tire you called a steak.
clean the hell out the place, get that Murphy stench on it,
You were gonna deliver a baby with barbecue tongs?
I think there was a beak in there.
Hey, look, kids, an ostrich farm!
is an expression of how serious I took our vow on our wedding day,
so if you have to pee, puke or poop, you do it out the window.
Sweetheart, I'm decent enough to keep my family far away from us.
Fucking bullshit stories about some bottomless bag of fish,
"Pay mouse catcher 200 dollars."
We need to practice ring toss every moment we get.
Mom, I'm getting bit by mosquito. Can we go inside?
-[chuckles] You're an asshole. -I know.
That place is full of a thousand thieves all sharing one set of teeth.
We shove it down.
Oh, my God. Is that where I almost drown?
This game is rig against you.
Otto! The frosting is melting, you asshole!
Sue, I swear to God, if your dad doesn't stop undermining me,
for the horrible way I behave at the softball game.
Okay. I owe you an explanation.
Oh, I had that Tricky Dick peg
Our whole family's curse.
Frank's been steal them from me for years. And I miss them.
I hack up the Van de Camp family in 1926.
Talking like that is why people punch you.
who crap golden turds and treats his wife like dirt.
Didn't you ever play organize sports?
We're screw, aren't we?
she survive a fucking war zone without you.
Looks like getting bean by Chet was the best thing that ever happened to her.
and getting all involve with Nguyen-Nguyen
The fruits of properly planning out a family, son.
and I just want to say how really truly sorry I am
♪ Koo-koo Asians going slow ♪
Oh, he was certainly not as tall and handsome as you are.
We're alone now. You can tell us.
God, would it fucking kill you to give me one day of sunshine?
Great, something to look forward to.
Especially these ones, they're full of lice and Chinese newspapers.
Oh. So it's funny to you that Chet almost broke Ginny's face.
Mom, I'm getting bit by mosquitos. Can we go inside?
We're closed. Run along.
Sweetheart, I'm decent enough to keep my family far away from us.
And later in life, we take it out on someone else.
Sweetheart, I'm decent enough to keep my family far away from us.
And later in life, we take it out on someone else.
Ha! If you knew that, you would have left five hours ago!
Looks like getting beaned by Chet was the best thing that ever happened to her.
At least with your daughter you are.
Shifty, unshaven, sweating like a whore in church.
Fucking bullshit stories about some bottomless bag of fish,
Shifty, unshaven, sweating like a whore in church.
Yes. How very nonviolent of you.
some guy walking on water with those stale wafers.
Oh, his wife, who you think is so helpless.
Yeah, confirmed by that undercover cop in that bus station bathroom!
Big thick Appalachian steaks!
Kid, a stuffed bear ain't gonna solve that.
Yes, he so upset, he torture himself by watching Jane Fonda movie.
He's living a fabulous life in Miami with his roommate Jeremy!
Sweetheart, I'm decent enough to keep my family far away from us.
she's liable to say all kinds of crazy shit.
So does that mean that we can be romantic again?
Big thick Appalachian steaks!
I do! I'm stupid, remember?
Oh, he was certainly not as tall and handsome as you are.
-Frank, I'm-- -It's okay, you're panicking.