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00:26:37
Laura Dern, Justin Long, Bill Burr
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I always knew you were a fag all along.
But if he does, he should have the decency to go out in a hail of bullets
Hey! Open that gutter mouth again, and I'll close it with my forearm!
My dad broke a table, breathed a bunch of booze on me,
Because I have to find out why that devious fucker
Oh! So either you or an axe murderer?
Sue, so help me God, if you say "nurture" one more time,
Hey! Open that gutter mouth again, and I'll close it with my forearm!
You know, with the long hair, the blouse, and the hysterical crying.
Yeah, I loved that little rascal with all my heart.
courtesy of Laugh 'n' Choke Toys
I know. It was effortless, you fucking dope!
-All right, it's the bum's rush for you! -[screaming]
Suck my tongue, you fucking coward.
And raise your hands up high to clap so your tummy doesn't get blocked.
which according to my doctor, is burning dime-sized holes in my stomach.
I treated him like a carton of eggs, Sue.
said he didn't want me spreading my thigh
I idolize you!
I turned 18, enlist in the military to, you know,
who chop his whole family up!
My dad broke a table, breathe a bunch of booze on me,
but I poison my husband instead.
I dare you to name one time,
My kid's all mess up.
I didn't try to get arrest.
Afterwards, he refuse to give me a ride home
My mother blame me, of course.
You cheat!
And I thought they cure polio.
Maybe he'll get adopt by a nice deaf couple
Jesus Christ, will you both shut the fuck up?
Door was suppose to swing out.
You kick the box with your foot!
on Burned Down Lunatic Asylum Road in Ryetown.
two weeks later, it shit on my dad's favorite pair of shoes
Diagonally?
Afterwards, he refused to give me a ride home
Definitely a C-section.
Maureen, even though I'll be gone forever, you still can't have my room.
That dog was, uh, the last time I truly cared about anything ever again.
You and me, we're both alone.
Though sometimes it feels like you're working me.
but I poison my husband instead.
You again. Which kid did you almost kill this time?
And my dad said he was actually going to take off work to come and see me.
that you think maybe you really kind of like,
I'll see you soon, buddy.
I always knew you were a fag all along.
till I was at least old enough to wait tables.
We'll talk about this later, young man.
Together. As lovers.
[sighs] Dad... did you ever meet someone, um...
till I was at least old enough to wait tables.
You listen to me, Chet, you smug son of a bitch.
You, you fucking bloated booze bag!
I know. It was effortless, you fucking dope!
Because I have to find out why that devious fucker
Now, nobody likes a sore loser.
[Kevin] On my ninth birthday you took me to the beach and you left me there!
You're not afraid of my big dumb dad, are you?
Maybe he'll get adopted by a nice deaf couple
She's Vietnamese.
In a gentle and nurturing way that takes into consider--
So I was excited.
My mother, as always, was silent.
Yeah, to the most romantic place on Earth.
Well, that was before my stupid brother told my dad we were dating.
It's okay. I've got this.
Can't I have one kid who isn't an absolute fucking disappointment?
I was in the fifth grade play.
I hope you're proud of yourself.