Name: My Ocardial Infarction
Released: 2018-12-19
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) porphyria

Acute intermittent porphyria!
2) tater

- Throttle's stuck! Tater tots. Whoa! - Over here. You can get back outside.
3) lavage

We need you to do a lavage. What're you gonna do?
4) bolus

I've got your back. Laverne, bolus with amiodarone.
5) journeyman

Who would have ever thought a journeyman annoyer like Dorian?
6) cirrhosis

So, Lonnie, get in here and see the effects of cirrhosis of the liver.
7) annoyance

In fact, you're the number one contender for the middleweight annoyance crown.
8) anguish

I know. And your guilty anguish is... delicious.
9) brownie

You've been sneaking brownie, haven't you?
10) floss

"Don't floss before you come in. It makes your gums bloody."
11) spleen

I'm sewing up her lacerated spleen, and I'm slicing off that dude's foot.
12) waffle

"Tupac, may I have some waffle?" "Would you like some syrup?"
13) facet

because we had every facet of this job down.
14) dopamine

Dopamine. Run it wide open. Get me an airway. I need a pacing wire.
15) abdomen

His O2 stat's dropping. His abdomen's distended.
16) airway

Dopamine. Run it wide open. Get me an airway. I need a pacing wire.
17) pager

I figured it out! All right, who's got Dr Cox's pager number?
18) slap

- You taught Todd the slap thing? - Nope. How was surgery?

1) fess

That's why I knew it'd be better for me if I fess up to Dr Cox.
2) goof

Probably during one of those times you were goof off.
3) swamp

Child, we are swamp.
4) diagnose

Elliot diagnose Mrs Kasuba, not me.
5) scare

Scared Lonnie again.
6) threaten

Don't feel weird because you're threaten by my gift. Many are.
7) slice

I'm sewing up her lacerated spleen, and I'm slicing off that dude's foot.
8) knock

Somebody probably knock them over.
9) hammer

They hammer them. Why? Because... hammer.
10) gather

I gather the brain trust here to help me figure out a way out of this.
11) stack

You see, the packets are neatly stack.
12) suppose

Now, Daisy, I'm suppose to ask you, can Lonnie have his lower lip back?
13) crash

That guy that crash this morning is doing great.
14) bet

I test my blood sugar, you bet high or low, and 25% goes to diabet.
15) promise

Because I promise you, you are annoying enough.
16) teach

- You taught Todd the slap thing? - Nope. How was surgery?
17) lose

- He's in VF. - We've lost an airway.
18) spend

I spend a lot of time on the computer

1) chock

we've got ourselves one hospital chock-full of monkey interns,
2) ridiculously

you had best tuck that ridiculously feminine tail of yours
3) neatly

You see, the packets are neatly stacked.
4) luckily

Luckily, that's when Elliot's at her best.
5) mentally

Mentally picturing everything... Like those sugar packets there.
6) occasionally

I mean, even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut...
7) damn

I mean, absolutely irrelevant as far as medicine goes, but damn amusing.
8) apparently

Apparently, the irony wasn't lost on him, either.
9) twice

You've got to be kidding, Mr Kravitz. Twice?
10) absolutely

I mean, absolutely irrelevant as far as medicine goes, but damn amusing.
11) exactly

Tests? Goodie! What exactly will you be looking for?
12) sometimes

Sometimes you gotta face the music and own up to what you've done.
13) finally

Or how old am I gonna be when it finally gets me?
14) quite

Did you feel that you weren't quite annoying enough
15) almost

Can't. I've almost got Mrs Kasuba's condition figured out.
16) outside

- Throttle's stuck! Tater tots. Whoa! - Over here. You can get back outside.
17) actually

And I actually got you a little something.
18) fine

Look, Brent, you are doing fine.

1) perinephric

Maybe Ms Kasuba has a perinephric abscess.
2) lacerated

I'm sewing up her lacerated spleen, and I'm slicing off that dude's foot.
3) undistinguished

You're at that stage where you and your equally undistinguished colleagues
4) capella

was because our... a capella band was practicing.
5) magnifying

A magnifying glass?
6) embarrassing

Or realising you've done the most embarrassing thing in your life.
7) intermittent

Acute intermittent porphyria!
8) jealous

...weight for the jealous... weight jealous champ.
9) amusing

I mean, absolutely irrelevant as far as medicine goes, but damn amusing.
10) unbelievable

- why you're being an unbelievable jerk. - You're supposed to struggle, not me.
11) feminine

you had best tuck that ridiculously feminine tail of yours
12) uncomfortable

I feel like I made you feel uncomfortable.
13) abdominal

We know this isn't the first time she's experienced abdominal pain.
14) irrelevant

I mean, absolutely irrelevant as far as medicine goes, but damn amusing.
15) skinny

Sure, she's skinny, but she's thick through the trunk.
16) overwhelming

- It's overwhelming. - Want to know what my big secret is?
17) diabetic

That's what they call us in all the diabetic chat rooms.
18) acute

Acute intermittent porphyria!

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