Name: My Quarantine
Released: 2018-12-19
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) bedsore

We're short. He needs his bedsore redressed.
2) omitter

- Cos you're a lie omitter! - This may be asking too much,
3) porterhouse

It was gonna be me, a 24-ounce porterhouse, and lots of blood thinners.
4) underpass

You were going to take me back to the underpass!
5) vitals

Keep an eye on the bum's vitals. I gave him enough sedative to put down a rhino.
6) sedative

A mild sedative fell into his juice box.
7) testicle

so I bet my one remaining testicle no one has SARS.
8) moustache

Lord! That's a one-day moustache?
9) possum

It's a poor little possum! We should take him to the vet.
10) bandage

Nurse, do me a favour, please. Bandage this gentleman up?
11) pathologist

Pee Pants is a pathologist, he doesn't count.
12) parlour

The worst one I had was with a guy who took me to a dumpy pizza parlour, right?
13) cowgirl

Anyway, whoever taught Jordan that reverse cowgirl position...
14) steakhouse

I was starving myself. I was going to a steakhouse tonight.
15) bum

Keep an eye on the bum's vitals. I gave him enough sedative to put down a rhino.
16) nerd

and reveal the short-sleeved nerd jersey lurking beneath.
17) forehead

but she didn't feel the same way about me, and I got the forehead kiss
18) omission

Even a lie of omission shook the foundation of a couple

1) detest

Only thing I detest more than treating patients
2) lurk

and reveal the short-sleeved nerd jersey lurk beneath.
3) tempt

...I bet you're tempt to break open that face cake
4) starve

I was starving myself. I was going to a steakhouse tonight.
5) inject

and we inject you with diabetes to very slowly get you out of the picture.
6) presume

- Dr Dorkian, I presume? - The ex-girlfriend from hell.
7) bleed

Careful. His hoof is bleed on the gear shift.
8) scare

Smooth manoeuvre, Hoover. You scare her off.
9) swear

I swore I heard the word jowly.
10) owe

So how much does he owe me, Barbarino?
11) forgive

So you just tell her the truth, she's mad for a while, then forgive you.
12) steal

I spent the day with her. She stole a sweater.
13) settle

Before I settle on the outfit for my first date with Kylie,
14) shake

Even a lie of omission shook the foundation of a couple
15) trick

You trick me.
16) tap

- Give me $30. - I gave you 20. I'm tap!
17) suspect

I forgot that if any doctor suspect SARS,
18) lie

You know, James lie all the time, and I don't know...

1) embarrassingly

You were the one who was embarrassingly forward!
2) mentally

Hey, mentally strong!
3) practically

It's so great, because the residents are practically our slaves.
4) incredibly

That's an incredibly boring story with a fantastic...
5) barely

I barely know her.
6) personally

Personally, I hope it's all three.
7) apart

and just tear it apart.
8) unfortunately

Unfortunately, by hospital policy, we have to stay locked down
9) eventually

They say all horrible things eventually come to an end.
10) twice

You are so very useless, I counted you both twice.
11) exactly

Exactly. When I get out of here, I'll treat her better than anyone has.
12) alone

It was just you and me, all alone, late at night, here in the ICU?
13) sometimes

- I would never lie to you. - Do you sometimes wish I had hair?
14) otherwise

Otherwise, bear in mind that we are short-handed.
15) forward

You were the one who was embarrassingly forward!
16) late

It was just you and me, all alone, late at night, here in the ICU?
17) kind

I don't know. I think it's kind of exciting,
18) enough

Oh, fair enough. Hey, everyone,

1) supe

- you wore for your date? - The miracle lift supe push-up bra.
2) overdue

...it was long overdue, but thank you. - You're welcome.
3) insecure

You don't think you're good enough. You've always been insecure,
4) miserable

- It looks like she's having fun. - It's a front. She's miserable.
5) jealous

Come on. If he wasn't jealous, it wouldn't be a big deal.
6) peculiar

That's peculiar.
7) irrelevant

over irrelevant things from the past.
8) depressed

It's so sweet that you're depressed about that poor little possum.
9) ridiculous

- I know this looks ridiculous. - I don't think you do.
10) useless

You are so very useless, I counted you both twice.
11) bored

I'm bored. I'm a surgeon, and there's no surgery.
12) bald

This bald, sad clown isn't really much of a nurse,
13) legitimate

I'm talking legitimate doctors, turtle head.
14) toxic

Get out! Get out before she sprays her toxic stink over your new relationship.
15) excited

I remember how excited I was the first time I saw him work at the hospital.
16) fake

And that guy is getting a fake name and a phone number with six digits.
17) damn

You get me that damn face cake, and you are free and clear.
18) weird

even though you're this funny, weird, amazing guy.

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