Name: My Roommates
Released: 2018-12-19
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) cramp

As I felt the onslaught of a vicious tongue cramp,
2) raccoon

You're going to slather jam on my face and sic a family of raccoon on me.
3) pathologist

- Does Doug Murphy live here? - The pathologist?
4) fluff

Tip the band leader and fluff up the pillows, because this dance is done.
5) hammock

Todd made you wear a hammock to bed?
6) uniqueness

Go out. Enjoy it. Celebrate your uniqueness. I can do it!
7) hedgehog

You privately acquire hedgehog. You got a hog farm. Give me a break.
8) neighbour

it's going to be with our neighbour's 17-year-old.
9) chopper

I know the chopper seems a bit much, but there was crazy traffic,
10) implant

You saving up so you can finally get those pec implant replaced?
11) bro

Sorry, bro. We're crowded tonight.
12) radiator

The laundry, the fixing the radiator,
13) percentile

You know, Nathan is actually in the 90th percentile in height.
14) trumpet

Bye, trumpet player I don't know.
15) crush

Your crush on my mom was cute when we were 14, but the woman's 85 now.
16) freak

Nathan doesn't make eye contact, barely speaks, freak out when you cuddle him.
17) diaper

- 27-second diaper change. - I can change a diaper in 20 seconds.
18) hedge

I run mergers and acquisitions for a large private equity hedge fund.

1) dictate

not when society dictate I must.
2) threaten

At 15, my parents threaten the same thing.
3) owe

I owe you an apology, Turk.
4) smell

Good God, you smell like baby.
5) relate

Head size is directly relate to intelligence.
6) acquire

You privately acquire hedgehogs. You got a hog farm. Give me a break.
7) suppose

Then what the hell are we suppose to do?
8) invite

The "for God's sake, invite me to stay over" dance.
9) kick

I can't believe they are kick me out.
10) locate

He's locate up in your area now.
11) divorce

You got divorce, he got divorce.
12) appreciate

It's always nice to let your friends know that you appreciate them...
13) bang

- I bang your first girlfriend. - Chantal?
14) pull

- I pull it out when I need to. - Well, what do you say?
15) teach

You've been working here two years. Why am I teach you the same stuff?
16) decide

I decide it was time to let Kylie see my favourite dance.
17) replace

You saving up so you can finally get those pec implants replace?
18) lose

Lately, Turk and Carla had lost their sizzle.

1) unconditionally

love him unconditionally and enrol him in some sort of block-building class.
2) inward

Look inward, try and solve your problems together or blame someone else.
3) privately

You privately acquire hedgehogs. You got a hog farm. Give me a break.
4) barely

Nathan doesn't make eye contact, barely speaks, freaks out when you cuddle him.
5) unfortunately

unfortunately, it's lacked heart.
6) exactly

Sometimes the worst thing is getting exactly what you want.
7) alone

You guys couldn't go one week alone without needing J. Dizzle around.
8) perhaps

Perhaps we could invite Turk and Carla to join us on the bed.
9) sometimes

Sometimes it's great to already have a bastard child.
10) finally

Finally, sweep her off her feet with vulnerable cuteness.
11) quite

But sometimes you can't quite find words to show that appreciation.
12) almost

It's OK. He's a professional, he's almost done.
13) actually

- I don't actually know what you do. - I've told you 100 times.
14) far

All I've seen so far is the toe, Turk!
15) together

Look inward, try and solve your problems together or blame someone else.
16) usually

Usually when J.D. Gets off work, we gossip about hospital stuff.
17) else

Can't we do something else?
18) ever

What? When have I ever been all up in your space?

1) supe

Tell me this, how's that supe sexy mother of yours?
2) snuggle

You know what I call this weather? Snuggle weather.
3) albino

is sleeping with that married albino radiologist.
4) accustomed

Todd's not accustomed to receiving gentleman callers.
5) vicious

As I felt the onslaught of a vicious tongue cramp,
6) unlocked

J. D! We're sorry. The door was unlocked,
7) unbelievable

This is... this is unbelievable.
8) bastard

Sometimes it's great to already have a bastard child.
9) predictable

- Damn it. I've become predictable. - I'm out.
10) proactive

- So you can be as proactive as you... - No.
11) crowded

Sorry, bro. We're crowded tonight.
12) intern

The intern car wash.
13) bored

When J.D. And I are bored, we play "toe or finger".
14) disappointed

At first I was disappointed I wasn't sleeping at Kylie's,
15) rational

All right, Carla calls the shots. Appeal to her rational side.
16) vulnerable

Finally, sweep her off her feet with vulnerable cuteness.
17) weird

You don't have to wash me, unless you want, but that's weird.
18) triple

I did a triple bypass yesterday. I think I can fix it.

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