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00:21:05
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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All right, knucklehead. I need one of you to win this talent show.
Oh, baloney, old man!
Is that different from when you hung out with that weatherman from Channel 4?
Boy, that meatloaf today was... it was virtually hairless.
What's he going to do, bruise one of his giant malignant tumours?
Narrow it down to two symptoms, vomiting and diarrhoea,
monkey pox, Pop Rocks, toilet snakes, mad cow, bird flu, swine flu
He's apnoeic! We need an airway! Anaesthesia!
What's he going to do, bruise one of his giant malignant tumour?
Hang some dopamine, wide open!
He's apnoeic! We need an airway! Anaesthesia!
monkey pox, Pop Rocks, toilet snakes, mad cow, bird flu, swine flu
Where's the outrage, the anger, the hate?
You're a liar!
No. This is my new sweater mop.
I have to cut $27,000 from the cafeteria budget,
You mean my beige cord sponge?
Where is that bastard? Kelso!
Kylie's in class all day and bartend at night,
if you actually fornicate with the animal it's named for.
With 27 deaths so far, this strain of E. Coli from taint meat is serious.
It's floating wicker propel by fire!
Unless Margaret spit out another kid. That woman's like a Catholic bunny.
I'm swamp too. Yeah.
Turk was freak out. Carla neverjoins us
All right, give it to him. You know he deserve it.
Do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior!
Things were amazing with Kylie, but before I could get emotionally invest,
Right now I'm helping Dr Schwartz reset a patient's leg.
Is that different from when you hung out with that weatherman from Channel 4?
OK, OK, everybody just shut up!
I've been involve in every ridiculous TV-induced panic there is.
- What are we suppose to do? - Loretta, relax.
Yeah. That... that we invite muscles here
and, quite frankly, every other flu that you could really only catch
went right out the window when Fat Frank decide to go on that power diet.
I think she was feeling romantically competitive with Kylie and me.
Things were amazing with Kylie, but before I could get emotionally invested,
in a predominantly white hospital.
You appear to be a man who is utterly without talent,
This is the kind of thing I say out loud in my head.
Boy, that meatloaf today was... it was virtually hairless.
Besides, I defy you to find one other thing that I'm afraid of.
Because apparently you have girl parts.
Unfortunately, Turk wasn't on the same wavelength.
Carla certainly tried to be as adorable as us.
I can't believe you left me alone for a stupid TV writer!
and, quite frankly, every other flu that you could really only catch
Newbie! I almost forgot about you.
and the hot women that would never actually marry them".
A hot-air balloon seems kind of dangerous. I mean, he could get hurt.
In college, I double-majored in theatre and classic languages.
Bob, enough with the stinking budget cuts already.
With 27 deaths so far, this strain of E. Coli from tainted meat is serious.
He's apnoeic! We need an airway! Anaesthesia!
Metastatic lung cancer? How was he walking around with this?
Oh, my God, we're doomed.
Any idea how embarrassing it is to mime diarrhoea?!
adjust your bra, man up and fire the one with the least pathetic story.
That's understandable. I mean, there's a lot of Sams.
OK, listen up, everyone. For budgetary reasons,
Carla certainly tried to be as adorable as us.
I've been involved in every ridiculous TV-induced panic there is.
Unfortunately, things don't always end as neat and tidy as they do in sitcoms.
We were upset because when the media reports on a weird health crisis,
man not caring.
We were upset because when the media reports on a weird health crisis,
I can't believe you left me alone for a stupid TV writer!
monkey pox, Pop Rocks, toilet snakes, mad cow, bird flu, swine flu
A hot-air balloon seems kind of dangerous. I mean, he could get hurt.
OK, he's stable! Just take the picture, Carla!
Unless Margaret spits out another kid. That woman's like a Catholic bunny.