Name: My Office
Released: 2018-12-19
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) greeter

Dr Kelso said that since psychiatrists are the Wal-Mart greeter of medicine,
2) milligram

Doug wanted me to give this patient 500,000 milligram of morphine.
3) goof

When Elliot asked if she could run for chief resident, that was a goof, right?
4) gallbladder

So what do you say we yank out that gallbladder?
5) angioplasty

All we need to do is thread an angioplasty balloon past the bulb...
6) ketchup

Anybody got any extra ketchup packets?
7) rumour

Now, I've heard some rumour there's been some fraternising
8) arse

- He's coming. - Get your arse out here.
9) morphine

Doug wanted me to give this patient 500,000 milligrams of morphine.
10) thigh

- He donated a wing, thigh and a breast. - Sir?
11) metaphor

Yes, genius, in this metaphor the hospital is a chicken.
12) rash

Dr Cox, can you look at my patient's rash? It's weird.
13) jerk

What a jerk.
14) gut

You went with your gut. Elliot's a great doctor.
15) barbecue

You know what? I have a barbecue to go to.
16) sketch

I have sketch in my locker.
17) cousin

Perry. I have a cousin named Perry.
18) bulb

Either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.

1) demean

I'm sorry if I ever demean you.
2) harmonise

You kind of harmonise on that. That was cool.
3) elongate

Subject elongate words when excited.
4) tug

It's not a rabbit in a hat. If you tug on it, it's going to break,
5) grind

And grind it Grind it, grind it
6) melt

is that when someone's in trouble, all the pettiness melt away.
7) owe

Monique, I owe you an apology.
8) realise

By doing this study I realise some of the most interesting conflicts
9) steal

You stole my moment, and you will pay.
10) dump

and since I dump her, we weren't getting along great.
11) quit

No one was thanking me, so I quit cleaning them.
12) arrive

So why don't you just play quietly in your area until the crowd arrive?
13) suppose

And what am I suppose to do
14) burn

- It burn! - Ammonia burn?
15) ignore

but she just ignore me.
16) crash

Let me get this straight. You crash into their truck, and they drive you to work?
17) donate

Don't tell me. He donate a wing.
18) decide

I decide not to share it with Elliot.

1) ridiculously

With her being ridiculously book smart
2) structurally

They're structurally weak at the narrow end. The round end is strong.
3) sometime

The point is we should hang out outside the hospital sometime.
4) barely

together, the two of you make one barely passable doctor...
5) ultimately

Ultimately, conflict is resolved
6) apparently

Apparently she can't get enough of it at home. Right? Right?
7) carefully

Barbie! Listen carefully, because the policy remains unchanged.
8) eventually

You're stubborn and proud, but you're nice, so eventually you'll tell me.
9) truly

You truly underestimate how proud my wife is.
10) finally

I did, and I finally got one, and, you, you stole it, man.
11) instead

Instead of sharing you, we're gonna separate you into two resident teams
12) forward

I'm looking forward to cataloguing the genetic variations of hirsutism.
13) late

Too late.
14) actually

Actually, no, he's not my cousin. And his name isn't Perry. It's Jeff.
15) kind

You kind of harmonised on that. That was cool.
16) enough

My day is already bad enough on account of I gotta tell Mr Roman that he...
17) sort

It was sort of, like... From the waist up.
18) though

Don't feel bad. You couldn't have seen it coming. Awful, though.

1) passable

together, the two of you make one barely passable doctor...
2) ingenious

who took credit for your ingenious method of debulbing a patient's keister.
3) warped

My feelings about women were warped
4) stubborn

You're stubborn and proud, but you're nice, so eventually you'll tell me.
5) interpersonal

to the point where she has no interpersonal skills
6) unbelievable

Unbelievable, Doug.
7) petty

or you can behave like petty children.
8) unchanged

Barbie! Listen carefully, because the policy remains unchanged.
9) disturbing

Zeltzer, you are the most disturbing man I've ever met in my life.
10) racist

- Maybe she's racist. - Whatever. It's fine.
11) awful

Don't feel bad. You couldn't have seen it coming. Awful, though.
12) dumb

Translation: Don't pass him off to dumb guy.
13) invisible

- They're against you. - I'm invisible, I'm invisible...
14) nervous

I was a little nervous today.
15) excited

Subject elongates words when excited.
16) weird

Dr Cox, can you look at my patient's rash? It's weird.
17) rough

- We're going through a rough patch. - I get that.
18) weak

They're structurally weak at the narrow end. The round end is strong.

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