Name: Her Story II
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) rebounder

You know who else is a great rebounder? Dr. Mickhead.
2) geezer

People think I am some clueless old geezer,
3) spoonful

Spoonful of peanut butter?
4) chalkboard

it's like nails on a chalkboard to me.
5) hag

[Carla] Ugh. I'm an old hag. I mean look at her. Everything's so tight and perky.
6) buttercup

You OK, buttercup?
7) fella

Excuse me, fella. Gotta take a whiz.
8) sweetie

- Oh, sweetie? - No.
9) smear

Jordan, why would you need seven Pap smear in one month?
10) hallway

but nothing that happens in these hallway gets by me.
11) immersion

- Why are we watching a movie? - It's called immersion therapy.
12) gong

- What? - Turk and I got sex gong in Chinatown.
13) amiga

Come on, mis amiga, we don't have to vámonos. Pretty please?
14) rumor

Turn the other cheek and quietly spread the rumor that she's a guy.
15) fierce

Don't listen to her, Brown Bear. Your body's fierce.
16) cheek

Turn the other cheek and quietly spread the rumor that she's a guy.
17) jerk

Nah. You're not gonna be a jerk and do something like that, are you?
18) peanut

Spoonful of peanut butter?

1) oversleep

[J.D.] Julie and I had overslept,
2) persevere

Upsetting, but we persevere. Bottom line:
3) disturb

but then Carla said something that disturb every man on God's Earth.
4) annoy

You never stop being annoy by the little things.
5) apologize

I apologize to her, so I think we're cool for now,
6) shack

but is shack up with the actor playing me, honestly,
7) swear

I swear on my unborn fish-boy's life, she will pay.
8) bother

Are you trying to tell me that you're not bother by that?
9) laugh

- she never laugh? - What do you mean?
10) suppose

We're suppose to ring when one of us gets lucky.
11) rush

Wait a minute. Why am I rush?
12) crack

it's not all it's crack up to be. But I know you.
13) imagine

I imagine we'll eventually be able to build a house on it. Backyard.
14) decide

We fell for each other so swiftly, we decide to buy some property together.
15) suck

This suck. I've been trying to get pregnant for two months.
16) lose

So do not look into his eyes. You could get lost.
17) affect

A representation of how alcohol affect different ages.
18) spread

Turn the other cheek and quietly spread the rumor that she's a guy.

1) disgustingly

I'm disgustingly incapable of carrying on a relationship
2) luckily

[Carla] Luckily, I had a best friend too.
3) technically

we weren't technically their neighbors.
4) loud

I'm saying all my thoughts out loud so I don't mess this relationship up.
5) virtually

She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness.
6) damn

That nurse makes me feel so damn old.
7) besides

She's not a guy, honey. And besides, "Young Carla" is a compliment.
8) somewhere

I like to think that somewhere he hears it and it makes him happy.
9) unfortunately

[J.D.] Unfortunately, the Clarks felt if we weren't building a house,
10) eventually

"that's so funny" so many times that eventually it's not gonna bother you.
11) certainly

And certainly not for the next five or ten years.
12) sometimes

I forgot, sometimes Turk is slow.
13) finally

I had finally gotten to the place where I was looking for the right person.
14) instead

who's willing to let you annoy them instead of me.
15) quite

Even if I couldn't quite see her yet.
16) especially

Especially when we think our dreams might not come true.
17) almost

- I almost bought a baby yesterday. - What?
18) super

OK, he is super cute.

1) unborn

I swear on my unborn fish-boy's life, she will pay.
2) pelvic

Ask him if he remembers me from my pelvic exam!
3) eleventh

is her eleventh gynecological visit this month.
4) incapable

I'm disgustingly incapable of carrying on a relationship
5) pap

Jordan, why would you need seven Pap smears in one month?
6) awkward

And then there was this weird little awkward pause, so I said,
7) unconscious

She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness.
8) lame

[J.D.] Great. Julie thinks I'm weird and lame and pathe...
9) trivial

you wind up ruining it over some trivial reason.
10) delicate

and only one thing could upset this delicate balance.
11) dumb

This is the dumb conversation.
12) loud

I hope my gong wasn't too loud for you. I know it can be.
13) frozen

Jordan, if you're willing to pay for it, just sit there frozen.
14) fake

Now who put that fake arrow through her head?
15) surprised

[Carla] Then Mrs. Wilk said something that really surprised me.
16) protective

Look, Julie, I'm very protective of J.D.,
17) weird

[J.D.] Great. Julie thinks I'm weird and lame and pathe...
18) sad

You know what's interesting? She's not saying, "That's so sad."

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