Name: My Five Stages
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) buttonless

Please think of me as buttonless, all smooth, like GI Joe's nether regions.
2) bunkhouse

Now, back to the pickers' bunkhouse!
3) frankness

He had a certain frankness about death.
4) pedophile

We get it, the pedophile did it. Be at my house at 2:30.
5) dehumidifier

Wet sand plus dehumidifier equals cave-in.
6) picker

I was at the dance with the other picker.
7) distraction

I guess I needed a distraction because last week,
8) futon

Put clean sheets on the futon and turn the pictures of your parents face down,
9) brunch

We'd be having brunch with them Sunday if you could have choked down the tail.
10) tort

You should sue Kelso. You have a serious tort on your hands.
11) vinegar

We're going to your place tonight. My room smells like apple vinegar.
12) bastard

but I'm so sick and tired of being a cold, emotionless bastard.
13) jaw

How would you like to be in a broken jaw commercial?
14) duct

But hopefully, the duct tape I used to connect my prosthetic arms was.
15) thief

Tonight, it was "The Orchard Owner and the Mexican Apple Thief. "
16) biker

Is that Ted and a bunch of damn biker?
17) listener

Today's lucky listener, Ted Buckland!
18) sock

to take me to the sock hop.

1) entitle

entitle Help! A Large Doctor is Beating My Ass: The Lester Hedrick Story.
2) tempt

[J.D.] I was tempt to take him up, but then Dr. Cox said something.
3) disgust

[J.D.] Frankly, the whole thing disgust me.
4) choke

We'd be having brunch with them Sunday if you could have choke down the tail.
5) annoy

He seems strangely impervious to my threats. That annoy me.
6) beg

[J.D.] And I hate Keith. Which beg the question:
7) rig

I rig the hose to a timer. But I need you to clean out my gutters.
8) insist

Why do I insist on being a part of their foreplay?
9) remind

That remind me. Did you get that sand out of his office?
10) shine

shine down on your "boat"
11) steal

Confess, Manuel! Confess that you stole these apples.
12) settle

Your friend settle. It's over.
13) smell

We're going to your place tonight. My room smell like apple vinegar.
14) suffer

I'm done suffer you, so go now.
15) ignore

If he keeps ignoring my threats, I'm gonna have to hit him.
16) treat

Just once, I wish I could treat Kelso like he treat us.
17) push

Clearly, I'm push some buttons here.
18) decide

To make her happy, we decide to take her to the beach.

1) terminally

Actually, this is a support group for the terminally ill.
2) basically

Basically, when you're in the mood,
3) apparently

[On radio] Sorry, Teddy! Apparently you don't need the money!
4) definitely

[J.D.] We were definitely in the depression stage.
5) unfortunately

[J.D.] Unfortunately, as a doctor,
6) forever

You'll live forever. Or not. What do I know? I mean, I'm not psychic.
7) absolutely

Absolutely!
8) sometimes

[J.D.] Sometimes, life sucks.
9) finally

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and finally, acceptance.
10) actually

Still, now that I'm actually staring it in the eye, I...
11) enough

It is just disturbing enough so that leaving the house,
12) together

We might even be going into private practice together.
13) ago

to the WNBA All-Star Game just make all this ago away?
14) ever

Don't ever get sick and tired of that. It is awesome being that.
15) once

Just once, I... [spits]
16) always

Well, you can always get another boy toy, right?
17) less

I'm cranky and less able to suffer fools,
18) never

[J.D.] Mostly because they never let me speak.

1) emotionless

but I'm so sick and tired of being a cold, emotionless bastard.
2) nether

Please think of me as buttonless, all smooth, like GI Joe's nether regions.
3) impervious

He seems strangely impervious to my threats. That annoys me.
4) prosthetic

But hopefully, the duct tape I used to connect my prosthetic arms was.
5) provocative

in provocative positions on my nightstand.
6) obsessed

Why are you so obsessed about going out with other couples?
7) understandable

so it's understandable that you're made uncomfortable by this.
8) uncommon

Yeah, it's not uncommon for people close to the patient
9) uncomfortable

so it's understandable that you're made uncomfortable by this.
10) disturbing

It is just disturbing enough so that leaving the house,
11) awful

- It's awful. - Uh...
12) fake

I just love this fake sugar.
13) damn

Is that Ted and a bunch of damn bikers?
14) careful

I had to be careful about every little...
15) weak

She's been getting weak.
16) fantastic

That guy looks fantastic.
17) smooth

Please think of me as buttonless, all smooth, like GI Joe's nether regions.
18) wet

Wet sand plus dehumidifier equals cave-in.

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